Character Ownage

Originally posted by carver9
Hulk the waiter and Thor the cooker. Amazing. No one strong enough to hold up those Asgardian burgers.

In basic English, most people would just say 'Thor the cook'. But meh.

I was looking at the Fimbulvinter burger wondering what it could be. Turns out it means something like harsh/awful winter.

Can't be a very good tasting burger.

Filmbulvinter:

Fimbulvinter, the epic Winter prelude to Ragnarok, has begun: brothers kill brothers, the people go mad and the countryside has fallen under the spell of a foul beast.

Sounds epic.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
In basic English, most people would just say 'Thor the cook'. But meh.

You need to learn Carvglish.

YouTube video

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The real house of smell and it's ruler

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^^ 100% KMC canon

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Filmbulvinter:

Fimbulvinter, the epic Winter prelude to Ragnarok, has begun: brothers kill brothers, the people go mad and the countryside has fallen under the spell of a foul beast.

Sounds epic.

So from my understanding of Marvel Now from previews and very few scans...

No male Thor
Thor is a woman
Hulk is chinese
Wolverine is a woman
Galactus creates planets
No Thanos
A whole bunch of new powerful women enemies
Spider-Man is both a man and woman
Namor is dead
I think they're pushing the gay agenda pretty hard because everytime I look at that Asgardian/Skrull Hulk team comic they're about to kiss or kissing or having deep romantic moments in the previews
Hyperion is now King Hyperion
No Dr Doom
No Reed Richards
X-Men are segregated to a new planet or something
A whole bunch of people who died came back to life and a whole bunch of people known to cheat death stayed dead.
Captain America is black
Captain Marvel is still a woman without quantum bands and Ms Marvel is still a brown girl

That's about all I know. I think that's all I need to know though...

Also Spider-woman is pregnant and freaks the phuck out if someone asks her who the father is.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
So from my understanding of Marvel Now from previews and very few scans...

No male Thor
Thor is a woman
Hulk is chinese
Wolverine is a woman
Galactus creates planets
No Thanos
A whole bunch of new powerful women enemies
Spider-Man is both a man and woman
Namor is dead
I think they're pushing the gay agenda pretty hard because everytime I look at that Asgardian/Skrull Hulk team comic they're about to kiss or kissing or having deep romantic moments in the previews
Hyperion is now King Hyperion
No Dr Doom
No Reed Richards
X-Men are segregated to a new planet or something
A whole bunch of people who died came back to life and a whole bunch of people known to cheat death stayed dead.
Captain America is black
Captain Marvel is still a woman without quantum bands and Ms Marvel is still a brown girl

That's about all I know. I think that's all I need to know though...

Doom is around, although not in his armour. And he's fresh faced.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
Also Spider-woman is pregnant and freaks the phuck out if someone asks her who the father is.

YOU'RE OPPRESSING HER! OPPRESSION!

You forgot, Falcon is now SuperMex.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You need to learn Carvglish.

YouTube video

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Injustice:

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That Penguin backhand....

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I believe in Marvel Asgard its a liquor or something

No, it's not.

Thor is a huge dumbass, so he probably thought frozen pies would be a great idea.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
Also Spider-woman is pregnant and freaks the phuck out if someone asks her who the father is.

Sounds like a modern day woman.

Originally posted by Galan007
Injustice:

Injustice for all!!! Cat Woman will have to go through the concussion protocol before she can return to action.