Character Ownage

Started by Zack M5,121 pages

Homer? Lol! I hope that's not true.

I've reached the point where I'm wondering how can DC/Marvel be so disconnected with their readership.

Then I look at the fact that these comics sell tens of thousands of copies, and I realise there is a large mass of zombies that will simply eat whatever comic you throw at them, as long as you say it's important, and that won't change.

Well, that's mostly Marvel, really. DC's bad shit doesn't sell. Mostly because their marketing department is as incompetet as their editors and writers.

I liked the first issue of Old Man Logan, but at this point I feel like an ass hole giving Marvel any money at all. And I'm getting there with DC. At least Image and IDW have more good stuff than I can read in most weeks.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
After that event they are already planning for this.

Its even written by Bendis, what a treat!

😂

Bendiparadise at Marvel.

Always has been I guess 😂

I miss when Carol was a girl

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Nobody knows yet. But supposedly someone leaked these details (but take it all with a pinch of salt).

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/01/12/are-these-massive-spoilers-for-civil-war-ii-or-just-neogaf-fan-fic/

If that's true, not only do you have another event, but you an event where Bendis writes Thanos trying to get the Cosmic Cube. And he created a new OC character.

I hope that person's lying. Even Hickman writes a better Thanos than Bendis and his Thanos only lives to murder.
And the Cosmic Cube too... and murdering She-Hulk. House of Ideas.

This actually seems stupid enough to be true on second thought.

True?
Yeah?
Like true true?
Yeah.
Ok.

A few years ago I wouldn't have believed that guy.

I totally believe him now, though.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Always has been I guess 😂

I miss when Carol was a girl

I just actually noticed the beiber haircut they're giving her nowadays. Waiting for marvel to announce she's been a secret lesbian all along.

Originally posted by Galan007
A few years ago I wouldn't have believed that guy.

I totally believe him now, though.

A Civil War styled event where Thanos murders heroes trying to get a Cosmic Cube in space?
Yeah.
Seems a little far fetched, and it revolves around an OC character with precog?
Yeah?
IRON MAN gets mad Precog was abused to try and stop the universe from blowing up?
Yeah.
Sounds good Bendis, looks like you got another event to finish!
Yeah!

You've finally become True Believers!

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
After that event they are already planning for this.

Thanks, Disney.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
After that event they are already planning for this.

It could be worse.
Just imagine they went full retard on the Social Justice tip.

Men vs Women Civil War and the females owning their male counterparts all story long.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
It could be worse.
Just imagine they went full retard on the Social Justice tip.

Men vs Women Civil War and the females owning their male counterparts all story long.

Someone in Marvel's reading what you just wrote right now, and smiling about how true you are.

What's worse, is that the character in the middle is neither male or female, it's a transgender. Civil war 2 is about the Transgender race wanting equal rights.

Am calling it right now, this is all about Transgenders in comics. Yes! 😈

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
After that event they are already planning for this.

Oh shit the Biebs is a comic character!!!

😂

Dear God, this is like the most degrading scene for any A list character ever. Ennis totally shat on Thor.

Even Stilt gives Thor more respect than that. Ennis even had Thor bound by a leash.

WTF?

😆