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One-Punch B-Class Hero

Superman gets owned by tear gas. Fails to stop Bloodsport from slaughtering a family.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Looks like someone is mad,

One-Punch B-Class Hero

Well, it's just that I notice you always post Surfer, Thor and Hulk ownage scans, and never any Superman ownage scans. In fact there's rarely ever any Superman ownage scans posted in here.

I thought I'd have some fun and even it out a bit, because believe me, there is an ENORMOUS amount of material to draw from. 🙂

Like Superman being owned by random Lexcorp robots.

deathslash Pyromaniacal Humanitarian

Originally posted by One-Punch
Well, it's just that I notice you always post Surfer, Thor and Hulk ownage scans, and never any Superman ownage scans. In fact there's rarely ever any Superman ownage scans posted in here.
I thought I'd have some fun and even it out a bit, because believe me, there is an ENORMOUS amount of material to draw from. 🙂
Like Superman being owned by random Lexcorp robots.

more. More. I NEED MORE!

One-Punch B-Class Hero

Originally posted by deathslash
more. More. I NEED MORE!

You got it.

Superman owns himself trying to blitz into a random Lexcorp robot's forcefield, only to knock himself out.

BTW these are robots that are destroying Metropolis. I don't see any reason why'd he'd be holding back. 😉

One-Punch B-Class Hero

Superman fails to stop a torpedo from destroying the Daily Planet building. Gets owned by the Daily Globe falling on him.

"The globe...weighs tons!"

MUCH more to come later on, if I'm not lazy, and if people are enjoying this. 😛

TheLordofMurder Senior Member

Oh man...

I'm not a big Superman guy, but I dont hate the character either, so seeing some of these scans is a bit painful...

I'm not used to seeing him written at this level...

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

To think I posted one relatively minor ownage scene of Surfer.

I should do it more often, just for the sheer lulz.

mmm

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Thats because the DC fans on here wait rabidly for any negative thing about Hulk, Surfer,Thor. Oh, and Odin. They jerked off all over Thor#5 even though it gave her ftl reflexes and they try to pretend like it didnt. Like, its seriously creepy how they wait around for bad showings of characters.

To be fair to abhi,h1, philo and the House of El, a lot of marvel fans do the same shit about Superman.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Oh whatever Abhi, youve surely posted more than that lol. The most painful part for me is, how do you even write like that? I mean, its not like the artist is unaware of who Supes is, whybis he struggling in a comic to hold something up he shouldnt even notice.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Does anyone on this site work for a comic book company?

krisblaze Senior Member

Originally posted by One-Punch
That's not that bad. This is worse.
Superman gets one-shot KO'd with a punch by a kid who was the son of a random meta level hero.

Damn this was pathetic.

deathslash Pyromaniacal Humanitarian

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Does anyone on this site work for a comic book company?

golgo give blowjobs to the DC executives. Does that count?

Originally posted by One-Punch
Superman fails to stop a torpedo from destroying the Daily Planet building. Gets owned by the Daily Globe falling on him.

"The globe...weighs tons!"
MUCH more to come later on, if I'm not lazy, and if people are enjoying this. 😛

😆 this is definitely some of the best ownage that I've ever seen. Keep up the good work.

Estacado Legendary

haermm

Keep them Superman stuff coming..

carver9 Senior Member

Originally posted by One-Punch
Superman gets KO'd by a random sea monster. He gets saved by Aquaman...I repeat AQUAMAN.

😂 😂

carver9 Senior Member

Originally posted by One-Punch
Superman gets owned by tear gas. Fails to stop Bloodsport from slaughtering a family.

Hahahahahahaha 😂 😂

carver9 Senior Member

Originally posted by One-Punch
You got it.
Superman owns himself trying to blitz into a random Lexcorp robot's forcefield, only to knock himself out.
BTW these are robots that are destroying Metropolis. I don't see any reason why'd he'd be holding back. 😉

😂

carver9 Senior Member

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Thats because the DC fans on here wait rabidly for any negative thing about Hulk, Surfer,Thor. Oh, and Odin. They jerked off all over Thor#5 even though it gave her ftl reflexes and they try to pretend like it didnt. Like, its seriously creepy how they wait around for bad showings of characters.
To be fair to abhi,h1, philo and the House of El, a lot of marvel fans do the same shit about Superman.

👆

Glad Hulk doesn't get too many low showings for it to count (within the past 15 yrs). I agree though...they wait around like snakes for Thor, Surfer, and Hulk low showings not realizing Superman have showings probably far worse. Good stuff one punch.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by abhilegend
To think I posted one relatively minor ownage scene of Surfer.
I should do it more often, just for the sheer lulz.
mmm

Vince has had a couple of tough days, where he got humiliated in a few threads.

Let's let him have his rage out on Byrne Superman.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by krisblaze
Damn this was pathetic.

That's Chuck Austen. What do you expect?