Character Ownage

Started by DarkSaint855,121 pages

Those scans are amazing 👆 My next sig set will be forthcoming.

Originally posted by One-Punch
Superman, owns himself by accidentally smashing into a farm silo.

Space cheese!!!

sneer

I think Superman just wanted to destroy his parents silo and came up with a "er this must be a different reality!" as an excuse.

Originally posted by One-Punch
I think you take internet comic book forums a littler too seriously. Most people including myself come hear to discuss comics for fun. Negative Nancys like you suck the fun out of these discussions.

So why not sit back, relax, and enjoy the show like everyone else. 🙂

Oh, and most of what I posted were from the mid-1990s, far past Byrne era. But thanks for reminding me about that era, there's some amazing ownage material there.

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Fido uses a portal device to trap Superman's head in a fishbowl. Superman is completely helpless.


Considering this frankly bizzare outburst is due to me posting a simple and frankly harmless ownage scan, I wonder who is taking what seriously.

Keep on though, this is totally amusing.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Damn this was pathetic.

Nah the person must of secretly been punching with solar system destroying force or something.

There is context behind those showings. I just hope no one brings them up in a real debate.

Also that silo was powered by zero hour paralax 😛

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
There is context behind those showings. I just hope no one brings them up in a real debate.

That would be a sight to behold.

Originally posted by abhilegend
That would be a sight to behold.
You just know Carver will copy/paste them, context will be explained to him, he will vanish, then post the same thing in other threads, acting ignorant about the context.

He's been doing this for years on other topics.

Yeah, I know.

What's funny though that Surfer has even worse showings than these despite having not even 1/10th of Superman's appearances.

Maybe I should do a true Thor/Surfer/Hulk/Doom/random marvel character ownage marathon one day.

mmm

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, I know.

What's funny though that Surfer has even worse showings than these despite having not even 1/10th of Superman's appearances.

Maybe I should do a true Thor/Surfer/Hulk/Doom/random marvel character ownage marathon one day.

mmm

You started this shit, so don't act shocked.

I just posted a random ownage scene.

It wasn't even of Surfer getting knocked out or something.

How did I started anything?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, I know.

What's funny though that Surfer has even worse showings than these despite having not even 1/10th of Superman's appearances.

Maybe I should do a true Thor/Surfer/Hulk/Doom/random marvel character ownage marathon one day.

mmm

I realize that it causes you legit physical pain to see Superman getting owned. Would it make you feel better to post scans of other characters getting owned? Would that be the appropriate salve for your deep wounds?

We could post scans of Superman beating people up, would that make it better? This one time Superman beat Batman up.

I could probably post some scans of Darkseid defeating Silver Surfer.

Haha, the lengths people go to bait me.

😂

You talking about other people baiting is just soooo precious. Like a newborn kitty who just got into a package of flour and has it all over her whiskers!

Originally posted by abhilegend

Originally posted by One-Punch
Superman gets one-shot and hospitalized by a magic bullet from a random diablo demon.

Can't imagine what Odin's gatling gun could do.

Originally posted by One-Punch
Superman, owns himself by accidentally smashing into a farm silo.

More to come later tonight or tomorrow folks, depending on my laziness. We've got a lot of ground to cover. Maybe I'll start a weekly Superman themed ownage series, to entertain us while we wait for Scott's lovely scans.

haermm

Dont stop...

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Those scans are amazing 👆 My next sig set will be forthcoming.
please do make a sig set for all of us. It's not fair that you get to be the only one with an awesome Superman ownage sig.

Originally posted by abhilegend
I just posted a random ownage scene.

It wasn't even of Surfer getting knocked out or something.

How did I started anything?

With your ridiculous "I'll post every Surfer scene that makes him look bad I can find" shtick.

The backlash against Superman in general, can also be attributed to you, tbh.

You can tell how good Superman has had it when pretty much all these low showings are brand new sights for most of the forum 😂

Originally posted by One-Punch
That's not that bad. This is worse.

Superman gets one-shot KO'd with a punch by a kid who was the son of a random meta level hero.

GotDAMN that one is rough!