Character Ownage

Started by Galan0075,121 pages

Yeah, it happened pretty recently... Bane was under the influence of Psycho Pirate, and not on Venom at the time. That said, he still stomped Bruce until being cheapshotted by Catwoman:

But it could be argued that Bruce was fatigued, as he'd battled his way through dozens of Bane's henchman just before the fight.

"You're purrfect" ............ 😐

One kick to the back? Seriously? From f*cking Catwoman?

Smh, smh, smh. Delph-amped smh to boot.

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Anyway, thanks for the scans 👆

Also why is Bane so avarage in size?

No venom at the time.

Still he should be way bigger then Bats....

That was just another case of Bane being cocky and leaving himself vulnerable to attack. He'd beaten Batman, and let his guard down -- that's when Catwoman struck. Seems to be his only real flaw as a fighter, even if it only happens occasionally. /shrug

What I did like from this issue was Bruce reiterating the fact that Bane is > himself:

This scene was so homo:

https://www.turboimagehost.com/p/34639039/Batman_013-007.jpg.html

Originally posted by Galan007
What I did like from this issue was Bruce reiterating the fact that Bane is > himself:

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Yes, liked that too.

Originally posted by Galan007
That was just another case of Bane being cocky and leaving himself vulnerable to attack. He'd beaten Batman, and let his guard down -- that's when Catwoman struck. Seems to be his only real flaw as a fighter, even if it only happens occasionally. /shrug

What I did like from this issue was Bruce reiterating the fact that Bane is > himself:

You sneaky assh*le, cropping out the scan where Batman flat-out says he let Bane beat him beforehand intentionally.

https://s6d7.turboimg.net/sp/31e2259f1a1310d13b27de4ad2ac9b0b/Batman_2016-_020-012.jpg

Bruce has the only victory where they were both truly going at it.

Because he's Batman.

^ Doesn't change anything I said. Bruce stated that Bane was > himself. Twice. His 'win' in this issue was circumstantial, at best -- a product of Bane's own arrogance.

Providence - the birth of Cthulhu:

*The series was written by Alan Moore, if you're wondering why it's so f*cking bizarre...

Originally posted by Galan007
What I did like from this issue was Bruce reiterating the fact that Bane is > himself:

Here is another instance of Bruce admitting inferority to Bane:

That said, I am extremely impressed with Batman's damage soak. Enduring repeated strikes from a guy whose strength is already in the meta-class without Venom, is effing unreal. 👆

Originally posted by Galan007
That said, I am extremely impressed with Batman's damage soak writer armor.

Ftfy.

He's no Wolverine, his organs should get liquefied and stay that way. Sigh.

Could =/= would most of the fights.

Evidently, the would part ended with Batman headbutting him into unconsciousness in the only fight where Bruce didn't let himself get beat.

Bane is left with lip-service and an almost-win.

As the ever-deep fast & furious movies used to say:

"It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning."

To step away from the wise Dominick Toretto - yes, Batman's soak is just ridiculous. Especially considering the Grundy/Mr. Freeze showings earlier.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Ftfy.

He's no Wolverine, his organs should get liquefied and stay that way. Sigh.

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It defies all suspension of disbelief for a peak human to endure an assault of that magnitude w/o sustaining any lasting injuries, but then again...

srug

Originally posted by Phil
Bane is left with lip-service and an almost-win.
Bane's got a LOT more than just lip-service to his name, broski. 😉

In so far as his 'final' fight with Batman goes, I mean, brolan.

If we're counting the rest of the arc, it's basically one big respect thread for Bane.

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The only clean win I would personally give Batman is from their fight in the 'Forever Evil Aftermath' issue. Bruce legit beat him there, with no extenuating circumstances... And that was the same arc where Bane stomped the collective rogue gallery, of whom were all venom-amped at the time.

Anywho, I really hope nobody thinks that losing to Batman(even though it was Bane's own fault) is any sort of low-showing -- if anything, it is a VERY high-end feat for Bruce. Aside from that, Bruce has done some ridiculous shit in this series- here is my favorite example:

happywank

Originally posted by Galan007
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The only clean win I would personally give Batman is from their fight in the 'Forever Evil Aftermath' issue. Bruce legit beat him there, with no extenuating circumstances... And that was the same arc where Bane stomped the collective rogue gallery, of whom were all venom-amped at the time.

Anywho, I really hope nobody thinks that losing to Batman(even though it was Bane's own fault) is any sort of low-showing -- if anything, it is a VERY high-end feat for Bruce. Aside from that, Bruce has done some ridiculous shit in this series- here is my favorite example:

happywank

👆 Batman is just in another league compared to most streets.

Hopefully my post lands us on the next page and away from all this boring Batman discussion.

Go choke on Sin's strap-on, Cosmic.