Character Ownage

Originally posted by "Id"
I guess I am the only GL fan that did not like these issues. How Parallax was written was inconsistent and a product of lazy writing.

No, it is terrible writing. The feat makes Superman look ridiculously powerful, but its not a well-written issue at all.

Originally posted by -Pr-
No, it is terrible writing. The feat makes Superman look ridiculously powerful, but its not a well-written issue at all.

That's how most of his comics are written.

That's why nobody likes him, too.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nice to see that Shang still rapes Danny.

Danny might argue against that.

And did, in fact. And Shang argued "As I recall, you were losing. They don't call me Master of Kung Fu for nothing."

To which Danny threw up his hands and said he had enough of masters for one week. 🙂

There's a really nice shadow scene with about a million boxes at one point, only broken up after the villain was lke "ARRGH, ENOUGH ALREADY!", it was pretty awesome.

Originally posted by cdtm
Danny might argue against that.

Yes. But only because he feels he's inferior. Same with Daredevil.

Shang will always be the best in the Kung-fu department, unless we bring up the real uber-champions like Master Po and so on 😉

Luke Cage already admitted that Danny's dick is too short for real kung-fu practicioners.

I'm just surprised Sinestro isn't getting any love when his fts in that comic was better imo.

Originally posted by carver9
I'm just surprised Sinestro isn't getting any love when his fts in that comic was better imo.

Because he's purple.

Nobody wants to discuss purple penises, carver. At least not like this, in front of everyone. Geez.

😂

Beastly showing by Superman.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's how most of his comics are written.

That's why nobody likes him, too.

Glass houses, wolverfan.

Originally posted by carver9
I'm just surprised Sinestro isn't getting any love when his fts in that comic was better imo.

pr1983

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Because he's purple.

Nobody wants to discuss purple penises, carver. At least not like this, in front of everyone. Geez.

👆

Originally posted by -Pr-
Glass houses, wolverfan.

Ouch.

F*ck you 😂

Tbh, there's a part of me that wants to be mean, but I don't see how it would accomplish anything. Not when I've learned to tolerate Logan over the years.

Originally posted by -Pr-
No, it is terrible writing. The feat makes Superman look ridiculously powerful, but its not a well-written issue at all.

The dramaturgy, like in most Superman comics, is absolute horseshit.

Originally posted by krisblaze
The dramaturgy, like in most Superman comics, is absolute horseshit.

Now you're being silly.

Originally posted by Barron-Ghidorah
I don't know how I would go about adding photos to this post, but I present the unstoppable Batman.

https://imgur.com/gallery/tefpl

It's just natural now for me to vomit and swallows it everytime I read anything about batman beating characters he should have no reasons to.

Originally posted by Galan007
This comic did nothing but make Superman look asininely powerful, tbh. With NO formal training, he picks up Sinestro's ring and proceeds to DOMINATE the Parallax entity itself in the space of a few panels -- something not even Sinestro himself was capable of, despite HOURS of attempts.

...F*cking hell. none

👆 🙂

Originally posted by SquallX
It's just natural now for me to vomit and swallows it everytime I read anything about batman beating characters he should have no reasons to.

I admit I kinda enjoy it when batman beats anyone he has no business beating, but this is a little too much.

At least this isn't canon.

Captain America vs. office building. I'm too lazy to post the fight that follows with that guy. He's an immortal super-solider Hitler wanna-be but it's awesome.