Character Ownage

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Originally posted by deathslash
i hope you mean "she". Either way, batroc needs to be taken up to the low herald bracket.

Fantastic showing for the Leper.

Makes Iron Fist look even better for beating him. 👆

Originally posted by deathslash
i hope you mean "she". Either way, batroc needs to be taken up to the low herald bracket.

I was referring to Batroc.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
I was referring to Batroc.
oh, ok then. And what did you expect? He fights captain America, of course he needed a full hammer swing. 😎

Originally posted by deathslash
Jane's gonna get destroyed by Mangog if she can have trouble with Batroc.

Does anyone know what she speaks with the ascent?

I mean, is this due to ther hammer?

Originally posted by SquallX
Does anyone know what she speaks with the ascent?

I mean, is this due to ther hammer?

I highly doubt it. Steve has picked up the hammer half a dozen times and he never spontaneously gained old timey speech. Jane's just a scrub that thinks it's cool to talk with a centuries old way of speaking that makes you sound like you're on your way to the Renaissance fair.

Mjolnir is in Jane's head. It's given her knowledge on Asgardian history, mythology and even changes the way she speaks and thinks. It's even taught her the All-Tongue and apparently how to fight.

Im curious how they are going to give odinson his hammer back. The solicitations are telling

I also wonder if the arm is made up of adamantine and enchanted. Also interested in loki getting the IG

Originally posted by deathslash
I highly doubt it. Steve has picked up the hammer half a dozen times and he never spontaneously gained old timey speech. Jane's just a scrub that thinks it's cool to talk with a centuries old way of speaking that makes you sound like you're on your way to the Renaissance fair.

If Marvel had the balls to hire non-SJW writers I can see other characters make fun of her for it. Deadpool should only refer to her as "She-Thor" just to be a dick. Then call her out on her stupid accent. Maybe even aknowledge that she's used the SJW force to win in a fight.

Originally posted by deathslash

That was brutal. Felt like the old school Deadpool from Joe Kelly's era.

So what happened in the rest of story? Gwenpool finally dead?

Originally posted by vansonbee
So what happened in the rest of story? Gwenpool finally dead?

Doubtful. She has a strong following

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Im curious how they are going to give odinson his hammer back. The solicitations are telling

I also wonder if the arm is made up of adamantine and enchanted. Also interested in loki getting the IG

thats the metal that made logan gay in an alternate universe 😂

maybe thor just became a SJW in order for him to be worthy 😮

Originally posted by deathslash
oh, ok then. And what did you expect? He fights captain America, of course he needed a full hammer swing. 😎

He's also french, that beard gives him extra endurance.

Originally posted by 8swords
thats the metal that made logan gay in an alternate universe 😂

maybe thor just became a SJW in order for him to be worthy 😮


Jane saves him, Odin and the world dying a heroic death. Thor admits that she is his absolute superior and he can never dream about being 1/100th of the Thor that she was and then the hammer allows Thor to pick it up because he is nothing without it. So basically the opposite of what happened in Thor 3 movie.

Originally posted by deathslash
all that white privilege. SMDH...... sorry, at work. I'll post in about two hours.

Is Deadpool still technically white? I mean, is he not more like a... Pinkish brown?

Originally posted by vansonbee
So what happened in the rest of story? Gwenpool finally dead?

That was a fairly early issue. As I recall they worked out that this is just a standard heroes fight then team up scenario and go beat up the villain together.

For whats its worth later Gwenpool

Spoiler:
masters her 4th wall powers and basically becomes a god, transcending every Marvel character and becoming essentially invincible.

http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:962020

Originally posted by Nephthys
That was a fairly early issue. As I recall they worked out that this is just a standard heroes fight then team up scenario and go beat up the villain together.

For whats its worth later Gwenpool

Spoiler:
masters her 4th wall powers and basically becomes a god, transcending every Marvel character and becoming essentially invincible.

http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:962020

vsbattles wiki is bullshit.

Meh, It showed up in google images. The stuff she does is legit though.

Gwenpoole isn't Gwen Stacy? 😱

Originally posted by -Pr-
Is Deadpool still technically white? I mean, is he not more like a... Pinkish brown?
having cancer doesn't change what he was born as. He's a filthy white male.