Character Ownage

Started by xJLxKing5,121 pages

How bad could it get?

I’m not too familiar with Bendis’ work

"Diversity of all kinds is paramount now more than ever."

Superman is going to be gay.

Originally posted by Magnon
"Diversity of all kinds is paramount now more than ever."

Superman is going to be gay.


That just means Olsen is a lesbian now

The Age of Men is over.

On the upside Bendis will probably give him great feats. On the downside... everything else

Master Bendis. Please rape Superman. His butt and mouth.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
How bad could it get?

I’m not too familiar with Bendis’ work

Worse than you can imagine.

Read the whole interview:
https://imgur.com/a/sW3yg

I almost want to stop..now

I hate what society has become. 🙁

Bwahaha.

Superman is going to get no feats. He's going to spend half the time philosophizing, and the other half crusading for justice.

IN THE SOCIAL SYSTEM!!!

This Superman is only going to save illegal immigrants and the LGBT kinfolk. F*ck the 'norms'.

...But Bendis ain't lecturing nobody!!!! 👆

Why is everything that used to be Super losing it's Superness? I don't get this social trend of liking the weak ermm

Originally posted by One Big Mob
On the upside Bendis will probably give him great feats. On the downside... everything else
At this point, if somebody wants to go crazy with Superman, the feats are already there. Not much Bendis can add, as far as 'cosmic cheese' goes, or feats of strength/speed/durability...since Superman has already went towards infinity with all of them at the upper extreme. Besides, when will Superman do the feats, when he'll be too busy being showed aside for political frustrations?

I was honestly hoping he'd be reigned in. As it is, I probably won't be around to read his shit.

Originally posted by Galan007
I hate what society has become. 🙁

👆

I hate that I can't f*cking ignore it and enjoy some simple comics.

Originally posted by Galan007
I hate what society has become. 🙁

Reported to the F.B.I.

Just in case 😗

Sooo....the interview is apparently a faked prank. Maybe.

The fact that it looked real says it all.

What a terrible joke. 🙁

Spoilers:

Superman gets sodomized in the first issue. Mmmmmmmmm.

So, that interview reads like he is going to pull an iceman with Supes, doesnt it? I'm calling it now: Supes is going to realize he is gay, and that his relationship with Lois is one of those things that were thrust upon him by outside forces. What do you think Phil?

Just saw that it might be a fake interview, so never mind.

The REAL thing is going to be 2,000 times worse, little man.

So prepare your anus, emporerpants.

I'm relieved it was a prank though.