Character Ownage

Started by RealityWarper5,121 pages
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Master Bendis. Please rape Superman. His butt and mouth.

I can't wait to read Action Comics #1000. 👆

Originally posted by Bentley
I'm relieved it was a prank though.

Yes. Just wait for the real deal.

Master Bendis will rape this worthless DC universe.

Originally posted by RealityWarper
I can't wait to read Action Comics #1000. 👆

The nerdgasm might kill us 😍

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The nerdgasm might kill us 😍

Yes. And Sentry is getting a new mini-series.

I can't wait to see Robert skyrocketing and ridiculing every feats that Superman does.

JOY ! 😂

I have seen the script AC 1000, Superman and Batman finally admit that they are secretly in love and out themselves in front of the superhero community. Supergirl and Batgirl rush to their mentors and hug them, Lois and Selina say they know it since the beginning but still love them and support their decision.

I have faith in him. A writer as awesome as he is with Iron Fist must be a Marvel hater, because no Marvel fan likes Iron Fist.

We'll probably see him suddenly put Morrison, Moore, and Gaiman to shame.

I heard Batman-Prime gets anally raped in #1002.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I heard Batman-Prime gets anally raped in #1002.

My friends at DC say you are a dirty liar.

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
My friends at DC say you are a dirty liar.

Not as dirty as your anus after my friends are finished.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not as dirty as your anus after my friends are finished.

And for a moment I though you don't love me 😍

Jak leci? Co myslisz o comicsas w ameryce? Czytasz cos z polski?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not as dirty as your anus after my friends are finished.

my boss just pointed over my shoulder and silently asked me "wtf"

Originally posted by Sin I AM
my boss just pointed over my shoulder and silently asked me "wtf"

Tell him that's diversity and he should get his homophobic, racist ass out of here if he can't acknowledge some LGTB love.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
my boss just pointed over my shoulder and silently asked me "wtf"

Explain to her he's asian, and she is insulting his culture.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
my boss just pointed over my shoulder and silently asked me "wtf"
No I didn't, stop lying and get back to work.

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
My friends at DC say you are a dirty liar.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not as dirty as your anus after my friends are finished.
Originally posted by Sin I AM
my boss just pointed over my shoulder and silently asked me "wtf"
Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Tell him that's diversity and he should get his homophobic, racist ass out of here if he can't acknowledge some LGTB love.
Originally posted by cdtm
Explain to her he's asian, and she is insulting his culture.
Originally posted by Philosophía
No I didn't, stop lying and get back to work.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

You guys have no idea how much i needed that.

Mangog is more powerful than Odin/Phoenix and yet Jane is knocking his teeth out.

Good thing she held back against Odin.

Who knew Mjolnir was such a amp. Looks like it's going to be a nice fight.

Credit where credit is due, the art in that first image is badass 👆

For Jane that is.

At what point does this stop being a low showing for Odin (Even if he is weakened) and a good one for a Mjolnir wielding Thor?

We have circumstantial confirmation that Mangog > Odin > Phoenix in a comic where the Phoenix was described as a cosmic/universal entity capable of wiping out the Universe if it wished.

Stormbreaker tore the jaw off of a fed Galactus. Thor was going toe to toe with Gorr etc.

The underlying theme? Thor is the greatest god who ever lived. A Thor with a hammer can overcome anything.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Who knew Mjolnir was such a amp. Looks like it's going to be a nice fight.

Haha a few decades too late. I could list a few examples where Mjolnir's power defied any type of explanation.

It’s a good thing I’ve given up on comics, especially with this idiot on Action Comics. And Didio needs to be fired for actually allowing this hack on Superman.

I’ll stick to mangas and animes.