Character Ownage

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Pr will have the biggest orgasm in his entire life.

not sure why there is to orgasm over. All he's doing is hitting gladiator to no effect.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Is that Cyclops throwing down with Glads???

Yes.

To be fair, though, Kitty's grappling hold kept Gladiator's right arm and leg immobilized, allowing Scott to punch him in the face and stagger him. A shared feat.

I love how Iceman joins the fight from like a mile away.

There she is. Though Abhi missed a (meaningless) part where he blocks the optic blast with iirc a chimney. It's kind of funny to me anyway

Originally posted by deathslash
not sure why there is to orgasm over. All he's doing is hitting gladiator to no effect.

His double fist strike got Gladiator off him...

Originally posted by One Big Mob
There she is. Though Abhi missed a (meaningless) part where he blocks the optic blast with iirc a chimney. It's kind of funny to me anyway

Here it is.

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Who wrote that?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Also, holy f*cking shit man. Asgard has the Odinsword, and apparently a NEW magic, all-powerful weapon that can give them some fighting chance against the Dark Celestials, but when Mangog came around, they were all useless. Smh.

Asgard, the magical plot device of Marvel : 0
Third-wave Feminism: 1


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Apparently Aaron has never heard of the Casket of Ancient Winters. Hell there's also been a Casket of Future Winters for crying out loud. That makes at least two all-powerful freezing artifacts. This new magic weapon better not just freeze shiet. Sigh....

Originally posted by One Big Mob
With all my hate of Jason Aaron, I'm just glad he's writing the Celestials like they should be written... until he doesn't of course.

Story is crap though. It reads like a youth mystery novel. I predict Odin joins with the normal Celestials or they let him go, and they replicate the energy of the Dark Celestials which is for whatever reason also their weakness to defeat them. Or they infect them with that Horde or something.

Of course Aaron might just make Odin lash out and defeat the Celestials in the flashback and Binary might just absorb and redirect a big blast and kill them all. This is Aaron afterall.


Story is ok so far. Mainly because the Celestials haven't been pushovers and Loki is Loki.

Speaking of suns, check out this gem I just came across. Aaron is about as consistent as a roller coaster.

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
His double fist strike got Gladiator off him...
gladiator is obviously holding back. The fact that Scott's first punch was completely ineffectual while he was getting manhandled with one arm shows the huge difference between them. Also, Glads is trying to reason with him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who wrote that?
Chris Claremont. Gladiator creator.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
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Apparently Aaron has never heard of the Casket of Ancient Winters. Hell there's also been a Casket of Future Winters for crying out loud. That makes at least two all-powerful freezing artifacts. This new magic weapon better not just freeze shiet. Sigh....

Story is ok so far. Mainly because the Celestials haven't been pushovers and Loki is Loki.

Speaking of suns, check out this gem I just came across. Aaron is about as consistent as a roller coaster.

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Bro, it doesn't make any sense. If it did, he wouldn't have gotten so many twitter comments, nor would he have reacted in such a defensive manner.

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f49ae2fc8872343f3c26c14aa9b2c7d1

Gotta say, that Ghost Rider issue was the right kind of stupid fun without going overboard like Snyder. Next issue he fights a big space shark, so yeah.

There's not many comics where a baby gets punched in the face too, which I am in full support of seeing more of that. As long as Cates never gets handed an event, I am in full support of him writing this sort of shenanigans.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
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Apparently Aaron has never heard of the Casket of Ancient Winters. Hell there's also been a Casket of Future Winters for crying out loud. That makes at least two all-powerful freezing artifacts. This new magic weapon better not just freeze shiet. Sigh....

Story is ok so far. Mainly because the Celestials haven't been pushovers and Loki is Loki.

Speaking of suns, check out this gem I just came across. Aaron is about as consistent as a roller coaster.

😆

I swear thor is one of the most inconsistent characters Ive seen in a while. His power level swings massively from strong to weak and vice versa

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Bro, it doesn't make any sense. If it did, he wouldn't have gotten so many twitter comments, nor would he have reacted in such a defensive manner.

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f49ae2fc8872343f3c26c14aa9b2c7d1


The fact that he started throwing a tantrum at people was what pissed me for

He got called out because those fans in twitter knew he was inconsistent

Jason Aaron has probably put a cock to his lips once or twice in his life. Probably his own with his ego.

"Nobody sucks Jason Aaron's dick like Jason Aaron!" Is his catchphrase.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
The fact that he started throwing a tantrum at people was what pissed me for

He got called out because those fans in twitter knew he was inconsistent

Ya. Very unprofessional. I feel like anyone who starts drinking the SJW koolaid because so defensive when questioned.

His defense was what really confused me.

"Just because they've been in the Sun doesn't mean it's comfortable."

*Shows Loki comfortably in the Sun two months later.

The sun is like a bed. What is comfortable for some might not be right for others. The sun was too firm for Mjolnir and Mangog, but for Loki, it was just right.

Well, Loki has a shitload of defensive spells, to be fair.

Deadpool referenced him being a herald again and even pulled out the surfboard he used.

Leo's heart almost gave out