Character Ownage

Started by xJLxKing5,121 pages

Originally posted by MrMind
what on earth...mandrakk is coming back in new dc series
ok really?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Have we found our Taiwanese poster?
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Your links got intercepted by your Chinese masters.

Im in shanghai currently for work. we got no freedom here

you nerds should appreciate what you got 🙁

Do we have a report button for chinese authorities?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Do we have a report button for chinese authorities?

chinese gov don't trust you americans since trump started the trade war

Originally posted by xJLxKing

According to DC Nations #2, Superman is the fourth fastest
Faster than god speed, Wonderwoman, kid flash, and black racer

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Phil posted it already on the previous page.

Originally posted by xJLxKing

...of course he did ...

😂

Originally posted by MrMind
chinese gov don't trust you americans since trump started the trade war
I'm not american, if you tell me where exactly you work I tell where I live and what my job is.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
is that the terrax ripoff?

i dont umderstand this scene. what is happening?

Yes, the new guy. He was going to destroy the Earth with a bomb in the center of the planet. Superman flew down to stop him.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Maybe back in post crisis era but I've not seen any indication he isn't FTL since Flashpoint. It's not noted as a big deal if Superman crosses solar systems or galaxy these days.

😂

Excuses, excuses.

You assume a character is FTL unless otherwise shown? Don't you have that a bit backwards? IIRC, he flew from Saturn to Earth during Pak's run or whatever, but I don't recall him casually flying interstellar distances.

I don't read all of his DC appearances, but every time I've picked up a Superman comic, he's either flying to the moon or Sol space.

Originally posted by SquallX
Is she forcing herself on Thor?
Originally posted by Magnon
Yep. Thor was literally raped by She-Hulk.
Originally posted by abhilegend
Jason Aaron couldn't write he-hulk, so settled on she-hulk.

I wish it was the real Hulk. Thor would have gone on twitter with #metoo.

Also, why is Jen suddenly a Gamma Furnace now? She's randomly radiating Gamma energy/fire internally, which is the reason why she is able to stay warm I'm guessing, but it's a really f*cking random thing to do.

It's like Superman randomly breathing sunlight.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
With all my hate of Jason Aaron, I'm just glad he's writing the Celestials like they should be written... until he doesn't of course.

Story is crap though. It reads like a youth mystery novel. I predict Odin joins with the normal Celestials or they let him go, and they replicate the energy of the Dark Celestials which is for whatever reason also their weakness to defeat them. Or they infect them with that Horde or something.

Of course Aaron might just make Odin lash out and defeat the Celestials in the flashback and Binary might just absorb and redirect a big blast and kill them all. This is Aaron afterall.

Lol, how nervous are you?

Also, holy f*cking shit man. Asgard has the Odinsword, and apparently a NEW magic, all-powerful weapon that can give them some fighting chance against the Dark Celestials, but when Mangog came around, they were all useless. Smh.

Asgard, the magical plot device of Marvel : 0
Third-wave Feminism: 1

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
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You assume a character is FTL unless otherwise shown? Don't you have that a bit backwards? IIRC, he flew from Saturn to Earth during Pak's run or whatever, but I don't recall him casually flying interstellar distances.

Under Pak, he flew to another galaxy as Superdoom and back within moments.

He was actually flying from the end of the universe to earth within 60 days.

I don't read all of his DC appearances, but every time I've picked up a Superman comic, he's either flying to the moon or Sol space.

Then you should read. Even as recently as Superman 41, Superman flew to another solar system with Superboy within a very short time.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lol, how nervous are you?

Also, holy f*cking shit man. Asgard has the Odinsword, and apparently a NEW magic, all-powerful weapon that can give them some fighting chance against the Dark Celestials, but when Mangog came around, they were all useless. Smh.

Asgard, the magical plot device of Marvel : 0
Third-wave Feminism: 1

I've come to accept it.

I'm just surprised he's been treating them so good so far. As with Mangog he's going to do something stupid to ruin everything of course, but right now it's all good until they get to greet their own "sun"

ermm

She Hulk is having issue with her anger control. Which is odd given in her own book she made peace with herself and no longer turned grey. So i don't know wassup with tjis current avenger ongoing. They need a hulk so maybe that's the editorial mandate

I always hated that the Master Mold could hack Nimrod so easily, and take control of his systems. As a hyper-advanced future sentinel, Nimrod should be able to protect himself from some archaic hacking attempt. :/

Originally posted by abhilegend

ermm

Is that Cyclops throwing down with Glads???

Odin and Future Frank Castle:

I spotted Thunderstrike's mace, Stormbreaker (?), a Null Bomb in the background. Cool throwbacks.

Kind of annoying that Cates shows Odin with more command over time/space/reality than Aaron. The Odin Force can teleport/bring back the dead etc. under Aaron but it's mostly used for blasting.

Ripping apart space/time to save Cosmic GR from a dead time-line, willing him in/out of existence including his power-sources and into different time-lines is the kind of versatility the OF should have when Mangog comes knocking.

Castle's battle with baby Thanos beats all of that.

That was amazing.

dunno whos uglier, baby darkseid or baby dione

Originally posted by abhilegend

ermm

😐

Pr will have the biggest orgasm in his entire life.