Character Ownage

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes.

And so is this:

Maybe the author was lobotomised before he wrote the comic. What rubbish dialogue.

That's just silly old fun.

Trust me, you haven't seen the worst Marvel has to offer these days.

Example:

Originally posted by Galan007
I mean, there was also this:


Originally posted by Galan007
Snyder has already gone on record stating that JL will culminate in a much bigger way than even Metal... And Metal was already garbage, so I can't even imagine how bad he'll botch this.

The dude thinks he's Morrison, but has no clue how bad he is at writing cosmic events.

Planned on giving Metal and JL a read to get up to speed on current DC events and probably still will because lol it's not like I'm paying for it. Why is it shit out of curiosity?

Originally posted by Philosophía
Snyder on Justice League:

Let's see if he can deliver. Most likely not.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Why are they doing the dishes in their costumes?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes.

And so is this:

You can always tell when an X-Men "writer" either didn't read the old comics, or just isn't a good writer in general. Logan shouldn't "sound" like that. There's no stretching or mixing of words. It's way too formal.

I could see him wanting to bang Storm in the showers, but it's not his dialogue that's supposed to be stiff.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Planned on giving Metal and JL a read to get up to speed on current DC events and probably still will because lol it's not like I'm paying for it. Why is it shit out of curiosity?

Like most Snyder stuff, it's far better in concept than it is in execution, and imo, the concept isn't even that great a concept. You might enjoy it, but be ready to not do so, I would suggest.

There's nothing wrong with that dialog. he'd been a schoolmaster for a while. He doesn't alsways have to not pronounce his G's.

Formalrine

Originally posted by panthergod
There's nothing wrong with that dialog. he'd been a schoolmaster for a while. He doesn't alsways have to not pronounce his G's.

Can't say I agree, though I wasn't talking about the G's in particular. In fact, the "G" sound should be prominent in the way he says the word argument anyway, I would argue.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Formalrine

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Originally posted by -Pr-
Why are they doing the dishes in their costumes?

The writer probably thinks that's their super power.

It seemed weird to me at first, too.

But then I realized their costumes get torn so often, they probably have hundreds of spare ones and can use them for whatever they want.

...

Anyone else wants to see Kitty and Ilyana fight in the mud over Piotr?

...Okay, sure.

You know what though, you make a good point. If I had a wardrobe full of suits made of "unstable molecules" that were comfortable enough to wear under normal clothes, and doubled as body-armour, I'd probably wear them all the time too.

Originally posted by Bentley
The writer probably thinks that's their super power.

Given the state of Marvel right now, I wouldn't be surprised.

What is this a damn lottery? Each day they revealed a single member of the team delaying the big reveal. now their all uncovered only 6 of them will be on the team?

😬

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes.

And so is this:

I was gonna say they went overboard with how short Logan is there until I googled his height. Its 5"3...that's shorter than Kevin Phucking Hart 😐

Yeah, we've been spoilt by Hugh Jackman.

Interesting side note, I could not for the life of me remember his name. All I could think was 'That guy who played Logan....Howlett? James Howlett? No.....'

YouTube video

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yeah, we've been spoilt by Hugh Jackman.

Interesting side note, I could not for the life of me remember his name. All I could think was 'That guy who played Logan....Howlett? James Howlett? No.....'

Howe Jamesman

Pretty cool.

Power rangers making a come back? That shattered dimension video was pretty well done too

Dialogue sounds like literal fan fiction. Wut the ef!?
Fight at least better be as gud as the previous issue.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Dialogue sounds like literal fan fiction. Wut the ef!?
Fight at least better be as gud as the previous issue.

"Doom is going to burn you into nothingness now, because not even your ashes deserve to lie upon this ground."

😂 Doom is Doom.