Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

DON'T DAMAGE HIM

His legendary invulnerability against piercing attacks:

Thor getting his first bbc:

Thor boasting than he'll win the rematch, only to get ravaged again was flat-out hilarious.

It was, yes 😂

Ulik gets some:

What exactly is Tutinax? A troll?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
What exactly is Tutinax? A troll?

Debiant

Also Deviants Saga was a giant middle finger to Thor.

Case in point.

Originally posted by Damborgson
I don't even resist anymore. It's basically consensual at this point...

Get your shit together.

The only reason we're not filling these pages with Superlows is because no one is that desperate.

Remind yourself that for every cheapshot Thor has taken, Lois has taken one in the uterus while Clark cowers in the hallway.

Ya, Damborgson. Is Aaron scripting your dialogue?

Anyone who peruses DC Comics could post embarrassing showings for Clark to fill entire threads. If you actually read Superman and JL comics? Oh boy. Just scroll back a few pages or make a specified search to see when we use to go on Superman ownage sprees to get Philo's vagina bleeding and repost the scans if you're lazy. Bendis alone has an entire run of Rogol making Clark his personal house slave.

Just, ain't no one got time for that right now.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Ya, Damborgson. Is Aaron scripting your dialogue?

Anyone who peruses DC Comics could post embarrassing showings for Clark to fill entire threads. If you actually read Superman and JL comics? Oh boy. Just scroll back a few pages or make a specified search to see when we use to go on Superman ownage sprees to get Philo's vagina bleeding and repost the scans if you're lazy. Bendis alone has an entire run of Rogol making Clark his personal house slave.

Just, ain't no one got time for that right now.

😂

That's not entirely true actually.

Spoiler:
jobless
Bran has time.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Ya, Damborgson. Is Aaron scripting your dialogue?

Anyone who peruses DC Comics could post embarrassing showings for Clark to fill entire threads. If you actually read Superman and JL comics? Oh boy. Just scroll back a few pages or make a specified search to see when we use to go on Superman ownage sprees to get Philo's vagina bleeding and repost the scans if you're lazy. Bendis alone has an entire run of Rogol making Clark his personal house slave.

Just, ain't no one got time for that right now.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Get your shit together.

The only reason we're not filling these pages with Superlows is because no one is that desperate.

Remind yourself that for every cheapshot Thor has taken, Lois has taken one in the uterus while Clark cowers in the hallway.

You're both right...I let this filthy mentality infect me.

It's okay if you don't have time, I'll lead the charge.

Have at thee Cuck-El

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Ya, Damborgson. Is Aaron scripting your dialogue?

Anyone who peruses DC Comics could post embarrassing showings for Clark to fill entire threads. If you actually read Superman and JL comics? Oh boy. Just scroll back a few pages or make a specified search to see when we use to go on Superman ownage sprees to get Philo's vagina bleeding and repost the scans if you're lazy. Bendis alone has an entire run of Rogol making Clark his personal house slave.

Just, ain't no one got time for that right now.

Plus, Carver was doing it a few pages back....

Sending a Hulk fan to do a Thor fans work? Typical.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Ya, Damborgson. Is Aaron scripting your dialogue?

Anyone who peruses DC Comics could post embarrassing showings for Clark to fill entire threads. If you actually read Superman and JL comics? Oh boy. Just scroll back a few pages or make a specified search to see when we use to go on Superman ownage sprees to get Philo's vagina bleeding and repost the scans if you're lazy. Bendis alone has an entire run of Rogol making Clark his personal house slave.

Just, ain't no one got time for that right now.

You never have time for anything but running your mouth.

Empty bravado is amusing.

Any forum is nothing but empty bravado.

Or are you planning on showing up on Rage's doorstep?

Originally posted by Parmaniac

I knew I could count on you 👆

Also, I f*cking knew you'd post that scan 😂 Good job.