Character Ownage

Started by Galan0075,121 pages

Originally posted by One Big Mob
What if he wanked off to completion in 100 yoctoseconds?
Then a beam of light would have traveled less than the diameter of 100 atomic NUCLEI. 👆

Legion:

Originally posted by Philosophía
I honestly don't take them seriously anymore, but I use them because I know the people I'm talking to don't have the same standard. Kind of like space cheese. Probably because speed is a dead subject at this point, since Flash/Superman have gotten so far in front that anything below is a statue.

I'd rather somebody, I dunno, evacuate a building while another guy blinks, rather than "threw a punch in a femtosecond!'. The latter, taken literally, is so far above the first that it's ridiculous, but it doesn't feel right to have a statement be the be-all-end-all.

And this is coming from a Superman fan, who's operated in the entire spectrum of time frames - microsecond, nanosecond, picosecond, femto-second, attosecond...but I still like it when he outraces bullets from the other side of town.

this. I hate it when writers put so much weight on space cheese feats as if they're supposed to be super impressive. I'm personally a fan of the 'less is more' approach. Why do we need to know that X character is punching with the force of a moon? Why do we need to know that Y character is so much faster than light? I think that's why I like Marvel more; for all their many, many faults, they don't put so much emphasis on trying to outdo one crazy feat with another and subsequently spoil the flow of the narrative.

"I followed him with transexual eyes that were exactly equal to both my biological sex and the sex I was destined to be"

That's how Marvel would have wrote that. Super"man" would have had pink hair as well. It would have been happening in a zany location like a fair too.

Originally posted by deathslash
this. I hate it when writers put so much weight on space cheese feats as if they're supposed to be super impressive. I'm personally a fan of the 'less is more' approach. Why do we need to know that X character is punching with the force of a moon? Why do we need to know that Y character is so much faster than light? I think that's why I like Marvel more; for all their many, many faults, they don't put so much emphasis on trying to outdo one crazy feat with another and subsequently spoil the flow of the narrative.

Originally posted by Galan007
You talking about this?:
https://i.imgur.com/g6cpGo8.jpg

He mentions being able to perceive/react by the femtosecond and attosecond, but even those are a slug's pace in comparison to yoctosecond perception.

Yep 👆

So...yeah. The greatest ever 'stated' perception/reaction speed feat is coming from Kal.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
"I followed him with transexual eyes that were exactly equal to both my biological sex and the sex I was destined to be"

That's how Marvel would have wrote that. Super"man" would have had pink hair as well. It would have been happening in a zany location like a fair too.

Originally posted by ghostman
that crap's only very recently. Go back five years and you'd see a massive decrease in toxic PC crap. Either way, the characters that I like are pretty much untouched as far as that goes and I still prefer numerous other companies over Marvel and DC.

It's only bad if your favorite character(s) is a straight white guy.

The rest are basically safe.

I really think Aaron is gonna turn Thor bi at some point.

Hercules can pull it off, but it won't work for Thor.

Thor: "I've been with women....men....sometimes even goats."

*trending on twitter #ThorIsOmnisexualDay*

*a woman getting piped by somali hears a single gunshot from the apartment next door*

Aaron’s tenure on Thor is over after War of the Ten Realms.

Originally posted by ghostman

Is...is this real? I dek anymore what’s satire. 😕

How could you have missed that, Rage?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/0d/63/4f0d630ab2caea239261f3e838182a22.jpg

It's from Angela: Queen of Hel #4, don't know the context and don't care for it, but it was reposted here like a dozen times already, lol.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Aaron’s tenure on Thor is over after War of the Ten Realms.

Is...is this real? I dek anymore what’s satire. 😕


Where have you been? It's from last year.

He must be suffering from some sort of trauma-induced dementia.

I mean, his ex gf is getting gangbanged by dirty Somali, Thor gets ass****ed each time he appears in a comic, thorbagcorps on KMC are almost annihilated... yeah, it def took its toll on him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I mean, his ex gf

Originally posted by Phil
Thor: "I've been with women....men....sometimes even goats."
I seriously doubt they make him muslim.

Haha woooooooow

Hulk Vs. remains my favourite Thor film.

@Stilt Do you recall the part where hulk punches Thor's *wrist* and Thor goes spinning in slow mo screaming his head off?