Character Ownage

Started by SquallX5,121 pages
Originally posted by -Pr-
In all seriousness, re-reading X-Men from the 60s and 70s... What, other than the presumption that she's hot as ****, makes Jean such a damn catch? The way Logan acted around her at times, you'd think her pussy was the ****ing Holy Grail or something.

X also wanted to hit that, I guess her pussy was that good.

On a side note, of X did end up shacking up with Jean or any chick for that matter, is he going to use his powers to make his dick hard?

Or, since it is his own powers that cripple him, does this mean it’s just his legs that are ****ed and not his dick?

@Squall

Remember Amelia Voght and the infamous mindrape incident...

Xavier just really likes readheads.

Like... almost everyone in the Marvel Universe.

Peter and MJ.

Tony and Pepper.

Scott (classic) and Jean.

Definitely not current, lol.

Wolverine and Rose (his first love).

Black Bolt and Medusa (before everything went to shit between them).

Just a few examples of the top of my head.

I hated the what they did to Black Bolt and Medusa. BB should have killed her and Jonny, while banging his new chick.

Originally posted by SquallX
I hated the what they did to Black Bolt and Medusa. BB should have killed her and Jonny, while banging his new chick.
Bro, this is like the second time you've ranted a superhero should have killed their wife, what the phuck is going on? 😂

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bro, this is like the second time you've ranted a superhero should have killed their wife, what the phuck is going on? 😂

She did dump BB for Johnny, the same Johnny that banged her sister, and she expected BB to be okay with it.

Plus, I like a little spouse killing in my comics. 😈

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bro, this is like the second time you've ranted a superhero should have killed their wife, what the phuck is going on? 😂

That's nothing compared to xJLxKing having trouble understanding why Guy Gardner is not into beating kids.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bro, this is like the second time you've ranted a superhero should have killed their wife, what the phuck is going on? 😂
I wish it was just the second, homo.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bro, this is like the second time you've ranted a superhero should have killed their wife, what the phuck is going on? 😂

Wait! Who’s the first?

Originally posted by -Pr-
In all seriousness, re-reading X-Men from the 60s and 70s... What, other than the presumption that she's hot as ****, makes Jean such a damn catch? The way Logan acted around her at times, you'd think her pussy was the ****ing Holy Grail or something.

There wasn't as many telepathic chicks running around back then. EVERYONE wants to try sex with the one telepathic girl they know 😂

Originally posted by -Pr-
Using alpha unironically... mmm

Problem..?

That's clearly the intended social roles Logan and Cyclops played vis a vis Jean..

Originally posted by darthgoober
There wasn't as many telepathic chicks running around back then. EVERYONE wants to try sex with the one telepathic girl they know 😂

Nooooo. Hahaha, no. Just, no.

You want to kill intimacy, see what someone's really thinking during the act.

Originally posted by panthergod
Problem..?

That's clearly the intended social roles Logan and Cyclops played vis a vis Jean..

Somehow I don't think that's what Claremont was going for. Especially seeing as how the guy that had been alive for over a century, had gotten more tail than Tony Stark and probably knows all kinds of mad bedroom shit, couldn't steal Jean away from the guy that hadn't had a girlfriend before Jean, and let's be fair, isn't much of a catch in general.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Somehow I don't think that's what Claremont was going for. Especially seeing as how the guy that had been alive for over a century, had gotten more tail than Tony Stark and probably knows all kinds of mad bedroom shit, couldn't steal Jean away from the guy that hadn't had a girlfriend before Jean, and let's be fair, isn't much of a catch in general.

.. because Jean was represseing her sexuality.

Hence Dark Phoenix Saga.

Scott NEVER truly knew a fully self aware Jean, under Claremont's portrayal.

It was a childhood romance that went too long. Scott "self loathing repressive" Summers was never able to truly be himself with Jean. and Vice Versa. Morrison understood this.

😂

Originally posted by cdtm
Nooooo. Hahaha, no. Just, no.

You want to kill intimacy, see what someone's really thinking during the act.


Nah see, that only kills intimacy for the telepath... the guy banging her has no such hang ups lol

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't be so happy. It's just one more solo movie and (maybe) one guest appearance, which means Feige may decide to simply kill the character.

Have you seen FFH?


Yes. I love that they're bringing lesser known Spdey villains to the screen. Holland's Spider-man was never my favorite tbh. People give MCU Spidey way too much credit just because he's a part of the MCU. He somewhat reminds me of the Ultimate Spider-man (show not comic), which is 😘

Originally posted by panthergod
.. because Jean was represseing her sexuality.

Hence Dark Phoenix Saga.

Scott NEVER truly knew a fully self aware Jean, under Claremont's portrayal.

It was a childhood romance that went too long. Scott "self loathing repressive" Summers was never able to truly be himself with Jean. and Vice Versa. Morrison understood this.

What sexuality?

Seriously though, I don't entirely disagree. Still, I don't see how that relates to that dumb alphas and betas thing.

Originally posted by panthergod
.. because Jean was represseing her sexuality.

Hence Dark Phoenix Saga.

Scott NEVER truly knew a fully self aware Jean, under Claremont's portrayal.

It was a childhood romance that went too long. Scott "self loathing repressive" Summers was never able to truly be himself with Jean. and Vice Versa. Morrison understood this.

Listen I like morrison as much as the next guy but Hes the last person I would refer to on x-men characterization considering he butchered Magneto so badly they had to pull Xorn out their ass to fix that character assassination .

Originally posted by SamZED
Yes. I love that they're bringing lesser known Spdey villains to the screen. Holland's Spider-man was never my favorite tbh.
👆

Originally posted by panthergod
.. because Jean was represseing her sexuality.

Hence Dark Phoenix Saga.

Scott NEVER truly knew a fully self aware Jean, under Claremont's portrayal.

It was a childhood romance that went too long. Scott "self loathing repressive" Summers was never able to truly be himself with Jean. and Vice Versa. Morrison understood this.

You make it sound like childhood romance can’t last.

Logan as much as like him was an ass that just wanted a piece of the red bimbo. And pissing off Scott was just the extra icing.

In that triangle, Scott was the victim if we could assign victim hood to those 3. Jean should have grab Logan and toss him in the ocean, hold him there and say “your passes ends now!” She did none of those.

Good romance works when you know how to write decent romance. You don’t even need to be an expert. That whole triangle thing went for that long because it sells.