Character Ownage

Started by HueyFreeman5,121 pages

I'm happy they retconned sins past but man they went about it in the most goofy way possible

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Yeah I actually wanted to post this but the whole back and forth with all that crap is just annoying at this point.

People like Norman fuck "classy" teenage blondes all the damn time irl.

It's happened, it's canon, nobody can retcon the truth.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
People like Norman fuck "classy" teenage blondes all the damn time irl.

It's happened, it's canon, nobody can retcon the truth.

Can't retcon reality. 👆

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Phuck bears. And Beast is an idiot. But at least he acknowledges he's now a bastard:

mark my words, beast will phuck things up for krakoa in the long run.

Originally posted by emporerpants
Kinda funny how he gave Cyclops just THE MOST shit about that kind of thing...and then does this.

Yeah, very hypocritical.

Originally posted by emporerpants
Lets have some more Beast ownage please!

Sure, just needed a break... not done with Hank yet...

I don't think this was posted before:

Cyclops going all out against Giant Man's hand.
Lmao.

I wonder how Pr feels about it.

He loves both those losers.

Anyway, let's get back on topic, Beast being Beast.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Beast casually one-shotted again.

Only this time, Logan didn't even bother popping his claws.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Anyway, let's get back on topic, Beast being Beast.

what book is this from?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Only this time, Logan didn't even bother popping his claws.

Wolverine has this risky practice where he slashes casually at his fellow heroes, trusting in their competence as superheroes to avoid or block the potentially fatal attack. Of course, with Beast, he quickly learned to avoid this practice.

Stilt and Magnon, you absolute legends! Thanks for the Beast ownage! 🙂 Keep it up please!

Originally posted by 8swords
what book is this from?

Wolverine volume 3 issue 25.

Enemy of the State story arc.

Originally posted by Magnon
Wolverine has this risky practice where he slashes casually at his fellow heroes, trusting in their competence as superheroes to avoid or block the potentially fatal attack. Of course, with Beast, he quickly learned to avoid this practice.

😂

Great post. And very true 👆

KAWABONGA!!!

Originally posted by Magnon
Wolverine has this risky practice where he slashes casually at his fellow heroes, trusting in their competence as superheroes to avoid or block the potentially fatal attack. Of course, with Beast, he quickly learned to avoid this practice.

😂 😆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
[b]KAWABONGA!!![/B]

Beast is lucky to have been in the Avengers. It is like Yelena Belova said: "It's not smart to attack an Avenger. It's in the NAME."

Thus the bad guys tend to go easy on Beast, careful not to provoke retaliation from the likes of Captain America or Iron Man. Above, Magneto used static electricity; a minor aspect of his powers so weak that it's usually useless in combat. Beast, naturally, dropped down like a sack of potatoes to it but -- as Magneto had hoped -- it didn't quite kill Hank outright.

Even Sabretooth avoids using his main attacks, claws and teeth, against Hank. Simply pushing him against some wall gently is enough to instantly break Hank's entire body.

Ohh, I just realized I gave Beast's durability too much credit. The "fight" against Creed actually took place in a subway train, and Creed didn't push him against a wall as I thought but against one of those poles which people hold on to for balance. In the lower picture you can see the pole in question got slightly bent while breaking Beast.

😂

Don't forget about their most recent tussle, when Sabes - wearing a big ass spacesuit restraining his claws - somehow cut Beast to pieces, even though you couldn't see any sharp pointy claws in the panels.

Really tempted to do a Beast vs neutered Whor era Odinson.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I love it. Seriously, **** Beast.

Now post Beast great showings.