Character Ownage

Started by cdtm5,121 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Beast's whole career is like that.

Try not to forget that again.

I was more on about Whirl claiming he was ruined though.

Looked it up and apparsntly he's gone villian lite?

That's too bad, I got attached to Beast and Abigal Brand portrayal in S.W.O.R.D.

Beast "versus" Hulk:

Beast doesn't even know what a suplex is. "One of the smartest minds on the planet"

Yes, all of this beast ownage is magnificent.

Death pheromones. Carbonadium tendrils. Life drain.

But why bother with any of those, when your opponent is Beast?

Just punch him in the face once, it will suffice:

Even Jubes knows to avoid Omega Red lmao

Phuck bears. And Beast is an idiot. But at least he acknowledges he's now a bastard:

Kulan Gath bites the shield, kills She-Hulk, Doom is the superior sorcerer....and Kang may be the linchpin to Earth's rescue!!

Hmmm. A sentient 'mothercube'? I wonder what the inspiration was for that???

However, it does save Surfer by BFRing his opponent, and luckily he was able to use his knowledge of the PC to survive the attack.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Phuck bears. And Beast is an idiot. But at least he acknowledges he's now a bastard:

I think I'm ready for him to die.

Go go Power Avengers!

Even includes a monster of the week!

Not Gwen!

Ambush Bug, in the Suicide Squad.

Swamp Thing vs Chemo:

Did Beast just casually kill someone?

It's ok, its a bad guy.

Kinda funny how he gave Cyclops just THE MOST shit about that kind of thing...and then does this. Lets have some more Beast ownage please!

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Not Gwen!

Yeah I actually wanted to post this but the whole back and forth with all that crap is just annoying at this point.

Originally posted by emporerpants
Kinda funny how he gave Cyclops just THE MOST shit about that kind of thing...and then does this. Lets have some more Beast ownage please!

Every time I feel like I'm too harsh on modern comics, shit like this happens and reassures me.