Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

Respect Sentry:

Know this has been posted a million times, but it always cracks me up.

The old trope of exposing the villian to his new polite society, only to find out he doesn't give a shite. 😂

Think I preferred Tombstones classic look though. This new aged retiree with winkles ends up making him look less like granite and more like an uncle wearing makeup.

You've stretched the page. Even on my super wide monitor.

That means Pr and others will kill you.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You've stretched the page. Even on my super wide monitor.

That means Pr and others will kill you.

Blame your monitors for not being wide enough for Wilson Fisk! 😤

The real feat here is Adamantium Hammerhead with his mind restored and a shitload of cybernetic upgrades being too afraid to help Lincoln.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The real feat here is Adamantium Hammerhead with his mind restored and a shitload of cybernetic upgrades being too afraid to help Lincoln.

Wait, is he stronger than Lonny now?

Even though he was never a slouch, his debut involved beating a robot who can level a building at arm wrestling.

Those crazy silver age robots all small time hoods seemed to have, for petty thefts and convenience store robberies. Maybe if they didn't keep building the things they wouldn't need to rob!

Far stronger.

Yeah, for a peak human with a metal plate in his forehead, he sure was tough as hell.

Willing to duke it out with everyone and often succeeding or at least faring well, despite - on paper - being way out of his league.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

it looks like he's that skull dude's little *****

You guys seriously believe Marvel remembers Hammerhead's upgrades?

Originally posted by SamZED
You guys seriously believe Marvel remembers Hammerhead's upgrades?

They do, as they've shown. They even remember about female Electro, female Beetle and every other z-lister in Puny Parker mythos.

Same as they remember Thor's downgrades.

Fisk is not some lame villain of Venom, he is near the top of the food chain.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They do, as they've shown. They even remember about female Electro, female Beetle and every other z-lister in Puny Parker mythos.

Same as they remember Thor's downgrades.

Fisk is not some lame villain of Venom, he is near the top of the food chain.

Matt never should have been allowed to beat Fisk.

A random dime store mook stabbing him in the back was a good metaphor, the run was a Kingpin assassination.

Matt beat Ultron, Absorbing Man and Dr. Doom.

He is like a smart version of Spider-Man. On steroids. He would rape the entirety of K'un-Lun in an issue or half.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Matt beat Ultron, Absorbing Man and Dr. Doom.

He is like a smart version of Spider-Man. On steroids. He would rape the entirety of K'un-Lun in an issue or half.

I just think that was the start of the end of "Classic Fisk".

Snowballed from there to him being sacrified so Peter can show off his manliness by beating him down, to Fisk merely being a contender for Hand leadership.

Never really been the same, the Kingpin mini notwithstanding.

And would a knife even hit anything vital through that back bacon?

Classic Fisk would have flexed his back muscles, snapped off the knife, and shoved it up that goomba's backside.

Darkseid killed dc’s version of Thanos.

DC has a Thanos?

Originally posted by cdtm
And would a knife even hit anything vital through that back bacon?

Classic Fisk would have flexed his back muscles, snapped off the knife, and shoved it up that goomba's backside.

No. Classic Fisk never had to worry about blades, as comics were censored.

Modern takes bullets, katanas and shurikens as a pizza topping with no trouble.

Punisher beats guys wearing Iron Man suits with a knife, because that's how badass he is. And he still lost.

You never do your homework, carverdtm. That's why you were blessed with cancer.

Originally posted by Diesldude
Darkseid killed dc’s version of Thanos.

and DC hulk was ripped in half by DC thanos.. 😂 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No. Classic Fisk never had to worry about blades, as comics were censored.

Modern takes bullets, katanas and shurikens as a pizza topping with no trouble.

Punisher beats guys wearing Iron Man suits with a knife, because that's how badass he is. And he still lost.

You never do your homework, carverdtm. That's why you were blessed with cancer.

And a Goomba reject from The Godfather takes him out with a knife stab in the back.

Or maybe it was a gun, I forget, same difference.

It was bad for Kingpin, that run, because his armor of invincibility was cracked. Enter 1990's Darkseid string of low end showings.