Character Ownage

You guys can stop spamming the ownage thread now 😐

Isn't Wolverine like --at best-- Class 2? If so then how is him not being able to break free from restraints made of an unknown (and presumably very strong) metal something to whine about?

Shit like that happens all the time. Restraints (or even the protagonists) are as strong as the story needs them to be.

Wolverine secretly hating Bucky solely because he watched him being tortured - now that's outrageous. Barnes murdered his pregnant wife, but Logan is only pissed about that torture thing? WTF?

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Shit like that happens all the time. Restraints (or even the protagonists) are as strong as the story needs them to be.

Wolverine secretly hating Bucky solely because he watched him being tortured - now that's outrageous. Barnes murdered his pregnant wife, but Logan is only pissed about that torture thing? WTF?

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Originally posted by 753
IIRC juggernaut got owned a lot worse at the end of that dream.

Correct. Kinda weird he hasn't learnt yet not to take his helmet off before sleep...

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/Mangogdefeated1.jpg
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http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/Mangogdefeated6.jpg
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/Mangogdefeated7.jpg

Classic.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2gt5afc.jpg

No one likes Etrigan ownage?

Thor , nuff said.

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i wanted to cry when i saw this..

my childhood beliefs and faith in marvel were owned hard by this..

Originally posted by King Castle
i wanted to cry when i saw this..

my childhood beliefs and faith in marvel were owned hard by this..

a thunder clap from cage?

that should have bn reserved for actual bricks not this mini wanna be brick...

that was once a barely reachable feat for doc samson now luke is pulling that sh#$?

Luke's powers are on the up swing

writers that write stuff like that without a legitimate explanation and documented upgrade retcon should be fired for screwing with character consistency an blurring the line... eventually one day ppl will just start excepting him a 100 brick when he has no legitimate back story as such it will be more and more a DCU then the MU that i grew up reading

recent cage owns 😬

I love Logan's reaction.

Originally posted by King Castle
i wanted to cry when i saw this..

my childhood beliefs and faith in marvel were owned hard by this..

Bendis has a man-crush on Cage, everybody knows that.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bendis has a man-crush on Cage, everybody knows that.

In Bendisworld, Cage and spider-woman are the real founding members of the avengers.

Originally posted by amnesia
In Bendisworld, Cage and spider-woman are the real founding members of the avengers.

And Clint Barton is a better martial artist than Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And Clint Barton is a better martial artist than Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by King Castle
a thunder clap from cage?

that should have bn reserved for actual bricks not this mini wanna be brick...

that was once a barely reachable feat for doc samson now luke is pulling that sh#$?

so 😕

the thunderclap is acceptable as it didn't do much damage, i'd expect this from cage who is a 25 tonner according to OHOTMU but really a class 50 (25 -50 tons)