Character Ownage

Started by zopzop5,121 pages

OMG, I knew it! Galactus and Surfer are gonna get a beatdown! Pay up suckers!

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Who can blame Thor for banging Sif? droolio

Besides deep down inside he knows Galactus will push their shit on so he might as well get laid one last time.

Lol thor banged sif in all 3 issues out so far.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
Lol thor banged sif in all 3 issues out so far.

It's because the twist is Sif becoming pregnant and Thor giving his son to Galactus biscuits

haw-som

Originally posted by Parmaniac

haw-som

Peter's fearful of Wolverine's rage 😎 Thanks for posting that.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Peter's fearful of Wolverine's rage 😎 Thanks for posting that.
Spider-man's just Wolverine's nanny like always. On the next page he was sitting on the silent chair.

Hm, the "Space-Battle-Suits" of the Asgardians look cool, and they have engines that let them fly. But why does Odin needs it or Thor?

Nothing indicates that they need it. It's a matter of choosing the appropriate battle armor.

I hope they don't **** that fight up.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Spider-man's just Wolverine's nanny like always. On the next page he was sitting on the silent chair.

Lies.

Remember Dark Reign? Bullseye was Gargan's nanny 😂 I think it was sweet.

I don't know why but I like this new approach. I even think about buying Marvel comics again and not reading them online. They seem a little bit tuned down powerwise and Odin is a dick but the armor, the design and the flavour rocks.

It's more "realistic" (yeah never use the term when talking about comics) then the older versions of Asgardians. Reminds me of the Movie.

I hope they kick Glactus ass.

So that's the legendary Carnage/Wolverine encounter? Carnage isn't even hurt 😂

What's the issue and number?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
So that's the legendary Carnage/Wolverine encounter? Carnage isn't even hurt 😂

What's the issue and number?

No, these are just the last two panels (cheapshot). Iceman froze Cletus after that. You should have noticed I'm just messing with you here, not posting the entire fight scenes. It's not a vs. thread.

Sabretooth for example wouldn't be hurt either, but that doesn't mean Wolverine couldn't follow up with next attacks as he was about to do here.

But what was really impressive in that fight was that Wolverine with only one set of claws was holding his own against Carnage while the rest of the X-Men and Ben Reilly fought Mister Sinister.

X-Men and Spider-Man #3. As a Parker fan you should check out the entire mini, it was a very good read actually.

Originally posted by Fanboy
Toes usually curl like that after some sweet sex and if you got laid you'd know that.

no they dont better go to the doctor and check that out 😐

Depends on how intense the orgasm is. Wonder Woman can make wonders, I'm pretty sure 😛

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Depends on how intense the orgasm is. Wonder Woman can make wonders, I'm pretty sure 😛

when the orgasm is strong your hips are shacking but i never heard of curling toes

Originally posted by marmilado
when the orgasm is strong your hips are shacking but i never heard of curling toes

Doesn't happen to everyone.

so thor jizzed into his own helmet?