Character Ownage

Started by Parmaniac5,121 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They're not finished yet.
From what I've seen they are finished.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Parker is a rape victim, too. Satisfied? You mean when Parker was asleep and she awake, sitting on the bed? 😆

Oh and I have to add Felicia as the 376th martial artists that kicked Parker's ass while not trying

Pfft she beat the crap outta Sabertooth like Wolverine could never dream. Heck in claws v1 she seemed more compitent than Wolverine in every possible way. 😛

Spider-man isnt a rape victim. Wolverine however admitted he went 10 rounds with Omega Red. Hardcore tentacle porn right there. That's why he overcompinsates by surrounding himself with teenage girls all the time.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
From what I've seen they are finished.

Wolverine is getting up and Jessica warns SG (in the panel where she looks like she's about to fellatio someone).

Originally posted by King Castle
poor parker. when will he become a competent hero and lover?

i guess his young age keeps him from having too much experience in either.

Wolverine would disagree with you. He said Pete is one of the best heros he's ever met. 😎 As for lover, in his 20+ years Pete had more hot chicks than Logan in a 100. 😎

Originally posted by SamZED
Wolverine would disagree with you. He said Pete is one of the best heros he's ever met. 😎 As for lover, in his 20+ years Pete had more hot chicks than Logan in a 100. 😎
like who? 😕

a Ginger and maybe Felicia?
you know parker never hooked up with Gwen Stacy..

and wolverine was just being nice to Parker in the same way i have told my TKD students how good they are, teachers telling a student how he or she is the best student they had or telling a girl with low self esteem issues how pretty she and maybe hitting on them to build up their self esteem.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wolverine is getting up and Jessica warns SG (in the panel where she looks like she's about to fellatio someone).
you cant possibly hope for him to take her down. she'll sweep his legs with her tail or punch his throat withou even turing arround. no writers gonna break the concept of squirrel girl just like that.

Originally posted by King Castle
like who? 😕

a Ginger and maybe Felicia?
you know parker never hooked up with Gwen Stacy..

and wolverine was just being nice to Parker in the same way i have told my TKD students how good they are, teachers telling a student how he or she is the best student they had or telling a girl with low self esteem issues how pretty she and maybe hitting on them to build up their self esteem.

That might've been the case if Logan told that to Peter. But that's the best part, he's been telling it to other heroes. Totally canon. 😎

Black Cat and MJ are always the first ones who comes to mind. But there were lots actually over the years and all hot. His current GF Carlie comes to mind, that chick during time travel story, Michele Gonzales etc dont remember their names.

Originally posted by SamZED
Pfft she beat the crap outta Sabertooth like Wolverine could never dream. Heck in claws v1 she seemed more compitent than Wolverine in every possible way. 😛

Spider-man isnt a rape victim. Wolverine however admitted he went 10 rounds with Omega Red. Hardcore tentacle porn right there. That's why he overcompinsates by surrounding himself with teenage girls all the time.

No, I'm pretty positive Wolverine has more impressive victories.

In the first mini she was just trying to stay alive, while Wolverine was doing most of the fighting. And when he actually tried, he outran gunfire.

He is, he even brags about it to little kids... 😘

😂 That reminds me that Beta Red was groping Demon Ock in the recent X-Force... at least that's a heterosexual relationship. Very perverse one though.

Originally posted by 753
you cant possibly hope for him to take her down. she'll sweep his legs with her tail or punch his throat withou even turing arround. no writers gonna break the concept of squirrel girl just like that.
That's a powerful jinx you just laid down.

We'll see if Squirrel Girl can survive it.

Originally posted by 753
you cant possibly hope for him to take her down. she'll sweep his legs with her tail or punch his throat withou even turing arround. no writers gonna break the concept of squirrel girl just like that.

I can. He's the Wolverine, not some purple pussy like Thanos.

Originally posted by 753
you cant possibly hope for him to take her down. she'll sweep his legs with her tail or punch his throat withou even turing arround. no writers gonna break the concept of squirrel girl just like that.
Hopefully not...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, I'm pretty positive Wolverine has more impressive victories.

In the first mini she was just trying to stay alive, while Wolverine was doing most of the fighting. And when he actually tried, he outran gunfire.

He is, he even brags about it to little kids... 😘

😂 That reminds me that Beta Red was groping Demon Ock in the recent X-Force... at least that's a heterosexual relationship. Very perverse one though.

She saved him once 😒 also fough the bad guys and robots. But seriously, that book was retarded. I swear, Logan didnt miss a single arrow they shot his way.

lol Wait wha? The last XF issue?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
That's a powerful jinx you just laid down.

We'll see if Squirrel Girl can survive it.

Its Squirrel Girl we're talking about. Might as well be Zatanna's backward spell, SG will still kick everyone's ass.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I can. He's the Wolverine, not some purple pussy like Thanos.

Just prepare yourself for defeat now and it will sting less.

Originally posted by SamZED
She saved him once 😒 also fough the bad guys and robots. But seriously, that book was retarded. I swear, Logan didnt miss a single arrow they shot his way.

lol Wait wha? The last XF issue?

Yeah, it was a Deadpool-type of a book. Retarded fun.

Yes. You could see her tentacle on his thigh.

Originally posted by Philosophía

Mainstream Superman could do this too 🙂.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Just prepare yourself for defeat now and it will sting less.

He's the Wolverine and he has access to the Bendispower now. If there's any being that can beat her, it's him.

If he fails, I'm going to write to Loeb and beg him to go back to writing Rulk, so he could avenge Logan.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Mainstream Superman could do this too 🙂.
It kind of reminded me of this one:

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And somewhat of this one:

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, it was a Deadpool-type of a book. Retarded fun.

Yes. You could see her tentacle on his thigh.

Ive read the issue, just never noticed that. heh.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's the Wolverine and he has access to the Bendispower now. If there's any being that can beat her, it's him.

If he fails, I'm going to write to Loeb and beg him to go back to writing Rulk, so he could avenge Logan.

Loeb's Rulk might put up a fight if he's lucky.