E.T. versus Jar-Jar

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E.T. versus Jar-Jar

Fisticuffs.

AnakinNihilus Junior Member

I'd say Jar-Jar, though only through size advantage. He could punch E.T on top of the head and the little dude would fall down like a sack of spuds. Plus Jar-Jar is far more agile, and would be able to avoid E.T's only actual weapon... his golowing finger. While they both probably punch like girls, Jar-Jar is a far bigger girl, so he wins this.

Dark Envy LOOK AT SIG.

Wrong, E.T's are strong in the force and able to move like Yoda.

AnakinNihilus Junior Member

What has being strong in the force got to do with a punch up? Read the original post before you go calling people wrong.

darthsith19 Arm-Wrestler

E.T since he can use the Force. Besides, Jar Jar will likely commit suicide by accident.

Dark Envy LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by AnakinNihilus
What has being strong in the force got to do with a punch up? Read the original post before you go calling people wrong.

Oh...My...God. If your strong in the force you can use force powers dude. And E.T would force push Jar-Jar to death.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

I see E.T. dieing of Gunganitis before he could a land a punch.

Captain REX Networking
Originally posted by Dark Envy
Oh...My...God. If your strong in the force you can use force powers dude. And E.T would force push Jar-Jar to death.

READ THE THREAD DAMMIT.

It's a punch-up, hand-to-hand combat, not Force push to death duel.

AnakinNihilus Junior Member

Thank you Rex, my point exactly.

Ianus Plo Koon Rulez!
Originally posted by AnakinNihilus
I'd say Jar-Jar, though only through size advantage. He could punch E.T on top of the head and the little dude would fall down like a sack of spuds. Plus Jar-Jar is far more agile, and would be able to avoid E.T's only actual weapon... his golowing finger. While they both probably punch like girls, Jar-Jar is a far bigger girl, so he wins this.

This is the most amusing answer I've seen in months... lol

crimsonphoenix Officially Unofficial

I say Jar-Jar can whoop that midgets a$$ 🙂

Dark Envy LOOK AT SIG.

Oh fist-to-fist. Sorry about that.

SS_181st_Snow Flyer of the Wraith.

E.T. just sits there while Jar Jar accidently punches himself to death.

jollyjim311 Scruffy Nerf Herder
Originally posted by darthsith19
E.T since he can use the Force. Besides, Jar Jar will likely commit suicide by accident.

You mean kill himself? Suicide has to be on purpose, thats the whole point of the word...

Dark Envy LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by jollyjim311
You mean kill himself? Suicide has to be on purpose, thats the whole point of the word...

Yes but we're talking about Jar Jar here.

jollyjim311 Scruffy Nerf Herder

Yes, but the I was talking about the definition of the word, he used it incorrectly. In order to be suicide it has to be on purpose.

darthsith19 Arm-Wrestler

Originally posted by jollyjim311
You mean kill himself? Suicide has to be on purpose, thats the whole point of the word...

Fine. But he still has a 50% chance of killing himself. And if he doesn't so what? If worse comes to worse ET will rwal his own wounds so he can't lose.

RogerRamjet Playground Superstar

oh god...most definetly Jar Jar...E.T.'s a wuss...well so is Jar... but i think they'd annoy each other to death...unless E.T. telepathically calls for Elliot to assist him...ah...jeez...i'm tired.... 😐

Council#13 The Omega Male

E.T. backs up against a wall waiting for Jar Jar to punch. When Jar Jar does punch, E.T. ducks and Jar Jar breaks his fist. E.T. then knocks Jar Jar over and throttles him to death

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Should Ush "Der Führer" be here to go

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