E.T. versus Jar-Jar

The actor who played Jar Jar was pretty ripped, so I think he couldbeat up some puppet.

Jar Jar would swing, throw his arm out of socket and ET would glow him to death with his finger.

This thread is legitimate as ET is pure canon. Ushgarak and I had a conversation about it a few months ago and he agreed.

As for topic: Jar Jar's clumsiness allows him kill ET unintentially.

That's clearly in defiance of common sense.

Star Wars only- closed.