Is God a pervert ?

Started by The Crab4 pages

Is God a pervert ?

1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?

2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.

Silly God 🙄 He has a sense of humor 😈

😂 😂

Interesting....Oh and the penis deal...interesting....

Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?

2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.

Silly God 🙄 He has a sense of humor 😈

*darth vadar breathing* I find your lack of faith, disturbing...

The metaphors are astounding for No. 1....... 😂

Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?

2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.

Silly God 🙄 He has a sense of humor 😈

Someone has a little too much time on their hands.

I believe that God is all of the universe, including you and me.

So, are you a pervert?

Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all(...)

Isn't that Santa?

Wait... GOD IS SANTA!?!?!?

Re: Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Isn't that Santa?

Wait... GOD IS SANTA!?!?!?

Go is Santa and Santa is Satan, therefore God is Satan? 😕

😆

Re: Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Isn't that Santa?

Wait... GOD IS SANTA!?!?!?

NO, Satan is Santa...Same letters. 😈

God and Satan = Santa.. 😑

Re: Re: Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by debbiejo
NO, Satan is Santa...Same letters. 😈

God and Satan = Santa.. 😑

Back on topic, are you a pervert? 😆

You people listten to toooooo much Avery Ant.

http://www.averyant.com/video_satansanta.html

Re: Re: Re: Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Back on topic, are you a pervert? 😆
Yes! We all are... 😂 .......or is it no......Now I'm confused...Are we perverts.....I thought it was just normal. 😕

If by Pervert, you mean "Think about sex" Yes, yes I am.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
If by Pervert, you mean "Think about sex" Yes, yes I am.

No, that is normal; pervert is not realizing that there are other things to think about. 😆

^ Like what...??

Why does it have to be a cherry tree? There are much nicer trees and shrubs out there which might be more appropriate (unless this is somehow tied in to Oriental symbolism, they love their cherry blossoms in poetry.) And I mean surely if one had a number of branch like protrusions sprouting from the end of thing in question it would be far from nice, in fact it would probably be pretty painful and cause for concern.

Really I think God (if he exists and all that jazz) would be above this kind of thing, after all the idea of pervasion, and in the examples given voyeurism is the main type, is to find enjoyment in something that isn't perhaps normal, and/or acceptable, to be excited maybe, or aroused or addicted to something that is morally or socially taboo.

So why would God be interested? If he is so far above us I find it hard to believe he would get excited by such things. I mean, does he even have a body? What enjoyment would he get from such? It's a bit like the whole Jabba the Hutt question - he's a giant slug with no apparent genitalia, so why on earth would he like scantily clad humanoid women? Surely the culture and physical gap would be to much to surpass. Same with God, he is some unknown and unknowable force in and off everything, why by the patriarchs girdle, would he find enjoyment in watching someone go to the toilet?

Re: Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by Echuu
Someone has a little too much time on their hands.

Are you talking about god?

Because that's kind of what I see the whole christian mythology as being representative of. God having toomuch time on his hands. So, what does he do? He creates all of us and then watches us as we run through the maze, trying to find the cheese. I figure that's why he decided to have a son, so that when he died, God would have someone to play cards with and bet on who was going to find the cheese first.

ohhh boyyy

Re: Is God a pervert ?

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?

2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.

Silly God 🙄 He has a sense of humor 😈

No he is not a pervert. He has, what I liked to call, Divine Innocence. You see this in little children and their candid personality. You see this in both man and woman who sat in the garden of eden. How they were to stand amongst one another in complete nakedness and have no ill thoughts towards the other. Perversion is looking upon something and thinking out side of what it was meant. God can not perform an evil, and fulls the purpose of things. Therefore God can't be perverted.

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Originally posted by AOR
No he is not a pervert. He has, what I liked to call, Divine Innocence. You see this in little children and their candid personality. You see this in both man and woman who sat in the garden of eden. How they were to stand amongst one another in complete nakedness and have no ill thoughts towards the other. Perversion is looking upon something and thinking out side of what it was meant. God can not perform an evil, and fulls the purpose of things. Therefore God can't be perverted.

So, there are some things that are beyond god?