New Years Resolutions

new years resolutions are bullshit.
if something in your life needs correcting, and you
are realistic and dedicated to the idea, then you would
do it NOW and not wait for new years.

think about all the people you know who resolve to
start getting in shape, or quit smoking, or do anything to
improve themselves....tomorrow...or next week.
the very act of making a committment but procrastinating
over it is just proof that its not enough of a priority and thus
you will fail. failure, self disappointment, depression over your
apparent shortcoming....is that any way to start a new year?
screw that 😬

Originally posted by PVS
new years resolutions are bullshit.
if something in your life needs correcting, and you
are realistic and dedicated to the idea, then you would
do it NOW and not wait for new years.

think about all the people you know who resolve to
start getting in shape, or quit smoking, or do anything to
improve themselves....tomorrow...or next week.
the very act of making a committment but procrastinating
over it is just proof that its not enough of a priority and thus
you will fail. failure, self disappointment, depression over your
apparent shortcoming....is that any way to start a new year?
screw that 😬

So basically your New Years Resolution is not to make New Years Resolutions?

not making a resolution, coz they're crap anyway..

(look at Bridget Jones 😛)

Originally posted by Bardock42
So basically your New Years Resolution is not to make New Years Resolutions?

thats a given. but the point of that is to convince others
to not make them as well. improve yourself now, or set
yourself up for failure. those are the only two realistic choices.
new years resolution=failure

Originally posted by PVS
thats a given. but the point of that is to convince others
to not make them as well. improve yourself now, or set
yourself up for failure. those are the only two realistic choices.
new years resolution=failure

Now, everyone who knows me knows I am all for failure, but New Years Resolutions...come on those are just gay....and not in a good gay way like Cap or Eis.

I don't mean to point fingers but from what I've read, overweight people need to lose weight cause there a great candidate for "Spontaneous Combustions"..............You don't want to be a firework do ya? 😂

thanks for that Ms. Alternative Topic

I've been seriously thinking of changing my name to that.......yes...

Got to admit...No one want to combust into smoke and flames though....might make for a greeeeeeeeaaaaaat New years resolution!

So the global obesity problem might soon be resolved by mass explosions of over weight people? Sounds messy, although great social changes rarely come without some pain.

Maybe my new year resolution will be to evolve to a higher plain of being (something like a glowing orb that hums.) That, or buy a fire extinguisher in case the over weight person who lives on the floor above my flat explodes and sets fire to the building.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura

Maybe my new year resolution will be to evolve to a higher plain of being (something like a glowing orb that hums.)

shit thats easy. just eat some shrooms 🙂

Originally posted by PVS
shit thats easy. just eat some shrooms 🙂

Shrooms eh? I actually decided to stay away from friendly fungus for a while.

Always kind of scared that picking mushrooms might harm a colony of smurfs, leaving them without homes, though I don't want to meet the kind that would live in shrooms...

That, and ever since reading Donna Tartt's A Secret History, I can't help but wonder what would happen if someone was trying to kill me with mushrooms (oh, and I don't take drugs, better to take the easier path to evolution by using genetic modification and the like.)

Originally posted by Bardock42
to what? bulb.......I like bilb cry ...that'S a good name.

aww thanks sweetie kisses

I like it too.. but seems everyone still thinks i'm a guy 😆

so i'm changing it again 😎

Hey there are some good mushroom that you can pick that are not similar to the poisonous kind, but as for the magic ones.....Who did that a few times.........magic things happen like....well like the way I am... 😄 Special........................Hey it looks like some, yet not me, derail this thread........hmmmmm

Great Mushrooms

Oyster
Puff balls
Shaggy Mains.....yummy

Look for a better permanant job.

Lose weight just before my 10 year class reunion this fall 2006.

GET A CAR!! A MUST SO MY FRIENDS WON'T STOP BUGGING ME.

Find my true soulmate...

Et Cetera Et cetera..

1. Lose weight (do this every year after over indulgence over Xmas break)

2. Finish MSc & Project

3. Get IEng registered with the IEE

4. Clear out garage

5. Lay flooring in loft and move loads of stuff up there

6. Go on at least 1 holiday in 2006 (not that easy with a little-un' on the way)

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey there are some good mushroom that you can pick that are not similar to the poisonous kind, but as for the magic ones.....

shrooms...proof that some good can actually come from bullshit 😄

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Now you get to make it in advance..

PLUS! if you chose to loose weight, The Feasts have not ye begone, So you have that much advance.

Mine Is to spend less... Serisouly... I spend too much.

I had some 1400$ and decied to keep it... INstead of buying soemthing big... So i just spent it on many small things.

😮 um.. stop breaking rules. 😄

mine is to put on weight. Just recovered from the flu and i need put my weight back on.

Originally posted by Death_Stalker13
😮 um.. stop breaking rules. 😄