Funny "Anatomy" Joke

Edited for KMC's viewing pleasure 🙂

A Cajun used to have a 25-inch pecker. I went to my doctor and said, "I can't live
with this pecker anymore! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't
do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she
can help you."

So, the Cajun travelled all the way to the bayou and saw the witch doctor. The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her to marry
you. She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off your pecker!"

So, the Cajun went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you
marry me?" "No!", she said. he suddenly lost 5 inches off my pecker!

The Cajun was so happy with the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" The frog said, "No!"
And he immediatly lost another 5 inches.

The Cajun thought, my God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be
perfect. So he asked the frog once more, "Will you marry me?" And the frog said, "How
many times do I have to tell you ... NO! NO! NO!"

[sarcasm]Ha, ha, ha[/sarcasm]

😂 thats good

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
[sarcasm]Ha, ha, ha[/sarcasm]

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well whether you like it or not, it doesnt hurt my feelings any. Other people with a sense of humor will like it.

The thing is, I do have a sense of humor, but it didn't make me laugh or even crack a smile. 😬

Not to mention your grammar mistake:

"he suddenly lost 5 inches off my pecker"

Edit: I'll just join in with the crowd.

THAT'S THE WORST JOKE EVER! How the hell can you find that funny?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The thing is, I do have a sense of humor, but it didn't make me laugh or even crack a smile. 😬

Not to mention your grammar mistake:

"he suddenly lost 5 inches off my pecker"

tumbleweedtumbleweedtumbleweed

Meh.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Um...Excuse me but I didnt write it, It was sent to me. Not my grammar mistake. *Bites Knuckle*

Then you could have at least fixed the grammar mistake. 😐

Oh wait, I forgot, you don't try in school. Your words, not mine. 🙂

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The thing is, I do have a sense of humor, but it didn't make me laugh or even crack a smile. 😬

Not to mention your grammar mistake:

"he suddenly lost 5 inches off my pecker"

Don't be a nerd with the grammar.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The thing is, I do have a sense of humor, but it didn't make me laugh or even crack a smile. 😬

Would have been better.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Then you could have at least fixed the grammar mistake. 😐

Oh wait, I forgot, you don't try in school. Your words, not mine. 🙂

Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't be a nerd with the grammar.

Would have been better.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Yet, You're still, and will always be one of those smart asses that have to make an insult out of everything. And you're right I dont try in school, your words will not change me, either.

Yeah.

And you're one of those overdramatic people who needs to make a big deal over everything.

Anyway, that joke was just lame.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't be a nerd with the grammar.

Would have been better.

Sorry, I'm a stickler for grammar.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Yet, You're still, and will always be one of those smart asses that have to make an insult out of everything. And you're right I dont try in school, your words will not change me, either.

Yeah.

No, only insults to those who make it that way. I was just pointing out a grammar mistake and then you copped an attitude. "Um...Excuse me" That sounded snappy.

Originally posted by Lana
And you're one of those overdramatic people who needs to make a big deal over everything.

Anyway, that joke was just lame.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Yeah, tell me how, Miss Drama Queen. You and Ken make a great couple. Bringing things up from the past.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Sorry, I'm a stickler for grammar.

No, only insults to those who make it that way. I was just pointing out a grammar mistake and then you copped an attitude. "Um...Excuse me" That sounded snappy.

Don't even begin to deny that you make issues out of nothing, please. I know better than anyone that you do.

I don't actually know how people can acknowledge grammar mistakes and not change them. Possibly the most idiotic thing ever (no I'm not calling you an idiot, just saying that doing that is idiotic).

Being correct with grammar isn't a "nerd" thing. It's a "normal" thing.

-AC

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Oh I see...I could've said something out of the clear blue and it would've been taken as smart or dramatic. It's just how you people are.

"Us people"? Are you racist? Sexist? 😂 Just kidding on that one. 😛

No, the fact is, your post sounded like you being a b.itch.

Calm down people. Let's just settle this with some cookies. Ok?