Boy friend, Girl friend

Started by botankus5 pages

Anyone up for playing matchmaker between Debs and Floo? sorcerer

relationships are like having a pale of water.
only those who have it know its good to throw in peoples faces.

Originally posted by botankus
Anyone up for playing matchmaker between Debs and Floo? sorcerer

I nominate you Botankus! You spread that voodoo that you do so well.

Thanks, sol...I guess?!?!

I think for this relationship to work out, Floo is going to need to sit down and have at least a ten-hour talk (minimum) with Debs in order to get them on the same level. Then, they're going to need to do about 20 tequila shots in a row.

Originally posted by botankus
Thanks, sol...I guess?!?!

I think for this relationship to work out, Floo is going to need to sit down and have at least a ten-hour talk (minimum) with Debs in order to get them on the same level. Then, they're going to need to do about 20 tequila shots in a row.

20 each?

Anyways, poor Floo is probably sitting at home crying like the little girl he is and you guys make fun of his situation.....as am I looking at it.....

No don't interpret the levity as making fun of the guy, thats a tough spot to be in. That said he and debbie could make a nice couple.

Originally posted by Soleran
No don't interpret the levity as making fun of the guy, thats a tough spot to be in. That said he and debbie could make a nice couple.

I will not say anything about that.....hmm...did I jsut do anyways?

I think their impending relationship is nothing short of perfect, too. I envision many, many, late-night, deep conversations underneath the moonlight. Oh, and the physical attraction, too. There's no doubt about that. In fact, Debs may be more woman than Floo can handle.

Originally posted by botankus
I think for this relationship to work out, Floo is going to need to sit down and have at least a ten-hour talk (minimum) with Debs in order to get them on the same level. Then, they're going to need to do about 20 tequila shots in a row.

I'd lay that debbiejo down by the fire...melt moon-beams in her eyes...sprinkle star-dust on her toes...whisper shooting stars in her ears...Astral-travel in and around Heranus...you get the beautiful picture...

Originally posted by Bardock42
20 each?

Anyways, poor Floo is probably sitting at home crying like the little girl he is and you guys make fun of his situation.....as am I looking at it.....

Momma?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Momma?

You know I just want your best....

It's all your fault! Why curse me with an inability to find a match for that soft, ample, soft, voluptuous, soft bosom of yours?

botankus what did you dooooo??? 😑

I'd lay that debbiejo down by the fire...melt moon-beams in her eyes...sprinkle star-dust on her toes...whisper shooting stars in her ears...Astral-travel in and around Heranus...you get the beautiful picture...

Let me just pretty myself up.........flower_girl.........LOL

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's all your fault! Why curse me with an inability to find a match for that soft, ample, soft, voluptuous, soft bosom of yours?

I'm sorry my boy, but you can live with me and you new daddies again if you want, I am sure you will find a new love. Like this debbiejo person.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Let me just pretty myself up.........flower_girl.........LOL

Oh, baby! Looking hot!

Floo's got a special charm about him. I'm sure when the fire's roaring and talks of astral-travel are in the air, you'll really know for sure.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm sorry my boy, but you can live with me and you new daddies again if you want, I am sure you will find a new love. Like this debbiejo person.

Thanks, Momma, but 'she' appears to be a flower...with eyes. Is there such a thing as horticulturalality? Still, I hit those big eyes of hers...

Originally posted by botankus
Oh, baby! Looking hot!

Floo's got a special charm about him. I'm sure when the fire's roaring and talks of astral-travel are in the air, you'll really know for sure.

Last time I posted that sweet little flower........He said something not very nice about it.........lol

Mmmmmmm astral Travel..........

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Thanks, Momma, but 'she' appears to be a flower...with eyes. Is there such a thing as horticulturalality? Still, I hit those big eyes of hers...

Son, what did I tell you about being planticist?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Mmmmmmm astral Travel..........

😂 If that doesn't get you running out the door, nothing will!
Go to her, Floo, go to her!

Originally posted by debbiejo
Last time I posted that sweet little flower........He said something not very nice about it.........lol

Mmmmmmm astral Travel..........

That's because he wants to take your flower....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Son, what did I tell you about being planticist?

I'll only end up dating a girl who gets abused by a hoe?

Originally posted by botankus
😂 If that doesn't get you running out the door, nothing will!
Go to her, Floo, go to her!

I'll be right there...Just let me get my blow-torch and a pair of pliers. The welding's all wrong.