Santa Is Real!

My theory on how Santa can exist:

As the polar ice caps begin to melt, Santa's assumed base would eventually be submerged...IF it's not already. Being dead and unbound by the mortal perception of the fourth dimension (time), St. Nicholas foretold the coming climate change and put his production factory underground.

Then, it could be that he has secret tunnels built all year round while monitoring the building of homes. Then, on Christmas, he and his flying reindeer move around the Earth underground, thus reducing the length of his journey.

And his magic powers, can't forget about those...

u need to get a hobby.....

This is my hobby.

Damn that sux

Originally posted by crazylozer
My theory on how Santa can exist:

As the polar ice caps begin to melt, Santa's assumed base would eventually be submerged...IF it's not already. Being dead and unbound by the mortal perception of the fourth dimension (time), St. Nicholas foretold the coming climate change and put his production factory underground.

Then, it could be that he has secret tunnels built all year round while monitoring the building of homes. Then, on Christmas, he and his flying reindeer move around the Earth underground, thus reducing the length of his journey.

And his magic powers, can't forget about those...

Fo Shizzle!

i'm proud of u- that's better than just saying that the Santa Clause exists....which is my theory....

"The Santa Clause was created to spread joy and happiness around the world. This clause is seen when people celebrate Christmas....thus, the Santa Clause is seen and therefore must exist....at least in our minds, but that goes into a whole new discussion. The Santa Clause has been cut down to just Santa and thus, the 'Clause' has been forgotten because of laziness, so by the time we got it back, people did not realize it was refferring to a clause, they thought it was refferring to an actual person....the Santa Clause does exist"

and there is MY theory about Christmas....muahahaha

Oops, I forgot about my other theory...

Santa is actually a woman. St. Nicholas died happily, but a ?relative? took up his place giving out gifts. This relative was FEMALE! Santa is the Spanish word for female saint, and this saint's documentation was destroyed. In a desperate attempt to get recognition, Santa 'Claus' came to Earth and delivers presents every year.

(That should appease those feminists)

hah- a girl would never be able to do that....exspecially on those Christmases she had her period!

Fuuun...

I'm sure the term 'Santa' wasn't acquired from the Spanish language. The holiday traditon of St. Nicholas started in the area of Germany, and Santa Claus was also coined there.

He's Turkish Jordan 😛

Wrong again! He's a Rooskiee!

Besides, the Turks are mostly Muslim. They think worshipping saints is stupid and idiotic. 😉

My mommy told me that santa was dead cry

No he's actually from what is now Turkey, therefore Turkish 😛
But when he was born there it was part of the Roman empire still.

Or Byzantium...?

That's nowhere near Germany though 😛

True, and Saintly stuff didn't start 'til the Catholic Church came about way after Byzantine fell, so...

I win! 😄

Santa fought the evil white wizard...known as Saromom(sp?)

who afterwards became good....

Santa owes me $4 😐

Originally posted by crazylozer
My theory on how Santa can exist:

As the polar ice caps begin to melt, Santa's assumed base would eventually be submerged...IF it's not already. Being dead and unbound by the mortal perception of the fourth dimension (time), St. Nicholas foretold the coming climate change and put his production factory underground.

Then, it could be that he has secret tunnels built all year round while monitoring the building of homes. Then, on Christmas, he and his flying reindeer move around the Earth underground, thus reducing the length of his journey.

And his magic powers, can't forget about those...

😛

Originally posted by General Envy
Fo Shizzle!

fo dizzzle santa is alive