Santa Is Real!

Started by *lizziekk*2 pages

i always thought my mum was santa claus....

Originally posted by crazylozer
My theory on how Santa can exist:

As the polar ice caps begin to melt, Santa's assumed base would eventually be submerged...IF it's not already. Being dead and unbound by the mortal perception of the fourth dimension (time), St. Nicholas foretold the coming climate change and put his production factory underground.

Then, it could be that he has secret tunnels built all year round while monitoring the building of homes. Then, on Christmas, he and his flying reindeer move around the Earth underground, thus reducing the length of his journey.

And his magic powers, can't forget about those...

😆

Originally posted by crazylozer
My theory on how Santa can exist:

As the polar ice caps begin to melt, Santa's assumed base would eventually be submerged...IF it's not already. Being dead and unbound by the mortal perception of the fourth dimension (time), St. Nicholas foretold the coming climate change and put his production factory underground.

Then, it could be that he has secret tunnels built all year round while monitoring the building of homes. Then, on Christmas, he and his flying reindeer move around the Earth underground, thus reducing the length of his journey.

And his magic powers, can't forget about those...

*marks on list* Good...lots of presents ✅

-🎅