Why lie? I need beer

I dont get the "Why lie?" part. Help me out here

He who drinks beer gets drunk

He who gets drunk does not lie

He who does not lie commits no sin

He who commits no sin goes to heaven.

So Lets all drink and go to heaven.

lol ok

?????????

So beer gets you to heavenw00t

hey, Jesus loves you, that means he's gay. Which isn't allowd. nono

I just hope that the beer is Heinken.

CRISTAL FOR ME OR BUDWEISER!!!

Beer? Here.

Originally posted by Impediment
I just hope that the beer is Heinken.

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Beer? Here.

I like beer. I like anything with alcohol in it to tell you the truth. Even my Chap-Stick has alcohol in it.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
So beer gets you to heavenw00t

hey, Jesus loves you, that means he's gay. Which isn't allowd. nono

Also drunk people are always lying! "I only had a couple of glasses...."

"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.

Originally posted by ToMacco
"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.

Also have you heard some of the ridiculous lies that drunk people tell? Alchohol can make some people so imaginative... 😐

Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

budweiser!! i drunk beer 4 times guess that's just me but it tastes like sugar

Cognac > Beer

I like Cores light.

Absinthe pwns all.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You must be drunk.. 😐

Also have you heard some of the ridiculous lies that drunk people tell? Alchohol can make some people so imaginative... 😐