Why lie? I need beer

lol If beer gets me to heaven, then I have Yuengling to thank.

Originally posted by GCG
He who drinks beer gets drunk

He who gets drunk does not lie

He who does not lie commits no sin

He who commits no sin goes to heaven.

So Lets all drink and go to heaven.

w00t I'm going to heaven youpi

Originally posted by ToMacco
"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.

A couple means 2.

🤓

and people who are truthful don't have to go to heaven....

Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.

All of this talking about drinking makes me want to have a drink.

Oh wait, I am having a drink.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.

I meant admit them infront of a priest.

I thought we were talking about alcohol.

Originally posted by Impediment
I just hope that the beer is Heinken.

Heinken taste digusting

yea i agree but budweiser beer tastes like sugar to me but beer is beer

ToMacco no function beer well without.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
I meant admit them infront of a priest.

LoL It's better then nothing right?

priests sleep with little boys

lol

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You go into heaven for being sorry for sins! Not for admitting them!

Amen.

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont get the "Why lie?" part. Help me out here

I once gave a guy 5 bucks for his sign. It read: "Family taken by ninjas. Need money for Karate school."

LoL It was too good, I had to give him something.

Originally posted by ToMacco
priests sleep with little boys

Some of them