I wish I was a turtle
That would be so cool you wouldnt really have to do anythng all you have to do it walk around and eat plants and stuff, and theyre so slow. Its like "**** the fast lane, chicks dig me on my back" I would be one pimp ass turtle... My name would be ....Brunhilda... The turtle
BRUNHILDA THE TURTLE
Thats so manly. Speaking of.. I wonder if they have penises... like little turtledicks. And if they have sex and stuff.. How would that feel.. a really slow orgasm.. like "ooo" except.. like an hour in...
And how come they totally abandon their children. Its like ... "NO I DONT WANT YOU .. you were a mistake! I should have never slept with that busboy!" except.. since they're turtles they say it all slow... "noooooo iiiiiii ddooooonnttt waaaannnttt yoooouuuuuu" and then they just leave.. go into the ocean. like.. suicide.
wait.. Do turtles live in the ocean? Yea.. like that dude from Finding Nemo...
Awww i love finding nemo. That movie was hella sweet. Its like Marvin was so sad that he couldnt find nemo so he asked this retarded fish with like ADD to help him.. Dora? Dory...
Oh andDora the Explorer THat show PISSES me off! Its SO annoying!!! Mochila mochila!
uuuuggh shut uppp you stupid little tard. She has a pet monkey that talks. no wonder alot of kids are ****ed up nowadays.