I wish I was a turtle

do they? never really thought much about it.

Not to mention that people really shouldn't be thinking about other creatures having orgasms. 😖

you enjoy that huh?

Originally posted by Ronny
That would be so cool you wouldnt really have to do anythng all you have to do it walk around and eat plants and stuff, and theyre so slow. Its like "**** the fast lane, chicks dig me on my back" I would be one pimp ass turtle... My name would be ....Brunhilda... The turtle

BRUNHILDA THE TURTLE

Thats so manly. Speaking of.. I wonder if they have penises... like little turtledicks. And if they have sex and stuff.. How would that feel.. a really slow orgasm.. like "ooo" except.. like an hour in...

And how come they totally abandon their children. Its like ... "NO I DONT WANT YOU .. you were a mistake! I should have never slept with that busboy!" except.. since they're turtles they say it all slow... "noooooo iiiiiii ddooooonnttt waaaannnttt yoooouuuuuu" and then they just leave.. go into the ocean. like.. suicide.

wait.. Do turtles live in the ocean? Yea.. like that dude from Finding Nemo...

Awww i love finding nemo. That movie was hella sweet. Its like Marvin was so sad that he couldnt find nemo so he asked this retarded fish with like ADD to help him.. Dora? Dory...

Oh andDora the Explorer THat show PISSES me off! Its SO annoying!!! Mochila mochila!

uuuuggh shut uppp you stupid little tard. She has a pet monkey that talks. no wonder alot of kids are ****ed up nowadays.

I am a turtle 😐

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael or Michaelangelo?

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael or Michaelangelo?

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Those are some damn special turtles....and artists...whichever you prefer.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am a turtle 😐

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
But not a NINJA turtle...

No..cry

turtles get eaten by sharks and stuff 🙁

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
turtles get eaten by sharks and stuff 🙁

Sharks get eaten by Icelandians 🙁

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sharks get eaten by Icelandians 🙁

Originally posted by Storm
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael or Michaelangelo?

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I used to watch that show^^..my fave turtle was the one with the purple headband...that was Donatello, right?O.o

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
*sigh* its a shark eat turtle world........

It's a something eats something world 🙁

Originally posted by Roulette
I used to watch that show^^..my fave turtle was the one with the purple headband...that was Donatello, right?O.o

Yeah, that's Donatello...I am a Leonardo Fan.....he has Katanas 😱

Leonardo all the way baby, I'm probably going to go watch the movies later... 😊

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Leonardo all the way baby, I'm probably going to go watch the movies later... 😊

You show 'em buddy....

Hell yea!!! Its in my sig...

turtles in_love

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ronny, I so agree. Turtles rock. With the slow orgasms and rock hard...erm...shells.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's a something eats something world 🙁

Dog eat dog?