Brit Jew marries DOLPHIN!

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Brit Jew marries DOLPHIN!

Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

LINK?

Sorry but you are only allowed to post links once you are more well known. 🙄

isn't that nice?... ❌

😮 too lazy to read that

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
😮 too lazy to read that

some crazy british women got married to her pet dolphin. imagine the sex. 😘

HOLY SH!T!

There's a Jewish Brit?!?! 😱

Would the dolphin use his nose?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Would the dolphin use his nose?

lucky girl if he did.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Would the dolphin use his nose?

You editing bastard. 🥷

I'm wondering why the person's religion is in the title....

Re: Brit Jew marries DOLPHIN!

LINK?

Sorry but you are only allowed to post links once you are more well known. 🙄

I love this part.

Because he's right. You all should be ashamed of yourself.

weird

so will she give birth to a jewphin?

*mails matt stone and trey parker a royalty check*

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
HOLY SH!T!

There's a Jewish Brit?!?! 😱

😆

I totally believe this story.

I think someone "flipped" out here 🙂

😂

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html

cute couple, eh? 😄

i cant wait till the sex video is posted on the internet

Originally posted by PVS
i cant wait till the sex video is posted on the internet

Your sick.

The Dolphin Doesn't even know whats happneing.

Plus this has hoax all over it.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Your sick.

The Dolphin Doesn't even know whats happneing.

Plus this has hoax all over it.

No duh. We just like to play along anyway.