Brit Jew marries DOLPHIN!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Would the dolphin use his nose?

ummm....no.....what would you use....yeah...they have one too.

I have come across stuff online where humans are saying how good it was to have relations with dolphins. Mostly Men with female. They do stress that a male dolphins is so stiff and his thrust is so powerful that it can be dangerous for a woman to have relations with it though, so she must plans on just using her hand if she plans on doing anything like that at all.

Did I go a little too far.

Maybe.

Did I use bad/offensive words/language?

Definitely Not!

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Plus this has hoax all over it.

thats all well and gud but if/wen the dolfin dies what about the will.
" i leave you 2 ton o' macrel, a pair of floaties and a hair comb"

It's true actually. It was in a couple of newspapers yesterday.

A lot of people get married to animals. Usually their pets. They have even made Pet Vicars do the ceremonies, there's probably a site about it somewhere, I'll find it, when I can be bothered.

Edit: Click here to see the site.

So you've found your partner for life, only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that really he's an animal, i.e. with feathers, scales or whatnot.

But forget his facial hair. So what if he has an overabundance of legs, or must hibernate each winter? All that matters is that you adore him.

Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life* or until your contract expires. For further details see full terms and conditions.

*You are not allowed to take the life of your pet.

NB: On this website we often refer to pets as 'he'. We want you to know that we're not sexist, girl pets are great. We're just lazy typists.

And incase there's problems.

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Originally posted by powerfulone1987
ummm....no.....what would you use....yeah...they have one too.

I have come across stuff online where humans are saying how good it was to have relations with dolphins. Mostly Men with female. They do stress that a male dolphins is so stiff and his thrust is so powerful that it can be dangerous for a woman to have relations with it though, so she must plans on just using her hand if she plans on doing anything like that at all.

Did I go a little too far.

Maybe.

Did I use bad/offensive words/language?

Definitely Not!

going through human/dolphin sex online, eh? allrighty.

One word can sum up this thread : disturbing

thats crazy a brithsh women married to a dolpin

would they sleep to gether??

ummm....dolphins can't live on land and people can't live in water, so what do you think?