We are about to be invaded by...
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SUPER INTELLIGENT FISH!
That's right, Super Intelligent Fish.
No joke.
There is no point in trying to save ourselves. They have already killed us.
I have managed to intercept one of their conversations, luckily for me, they weren't speaking broken Russian like usual.
Here it is... and because it was underwater they're words floated out of their mouths as well.
It sickens me too.
I have some stick agents ready to attack some of the weaker fish.
They are on their way, just now apart from that one sitting down. THAT ****ING *****! GET TO YOUR MUTHA ****ING WORK!
Wait one minute, I have to kill that ****er.
That's better.
So, In conclusion, we're all going to die. Apart from me, since I live in a space shuttle.