We are about to be invaded by...

Started by Bloigen2 pages
Originally posted by AOR
The cats are ready my league. The satelite is prompt and ready for the arial assault. My cats will attack where they are most weak. We hope to drive them back to the waters were Gama team Shark Tooth will be waiting with Charlie squad "bottle nosers".

Excellent, I shall sit here and eat an orange.

you do know, that when they arial strike is finished, they will aim their fish cannons towards the sky and shoot you down right?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Excellent, I shall sit here and eat an orange.
Sir, we have Eagles at the ready, with empty stomachs..blood will be shed today, for a heavy price..Backbone, out

Originally posted by AOR
you do know, that when they arial strike is finished, they will aim their fish cannons towards the sky and shoot you down right?

Interesting, get someone to dig a very big hole in the ground.

Originally posted by Backbone
Sir, we have Eagles at the ready, with empty stomachs..blood will be shed today, for a heavy price..Backbone, out

Excellent

When you say the word sir, we'll start the aerial attack

In 10 minutes the aerial attack shall erm... happen.

I'l prepare them for battle then..*runs off to prepare the eagles*

The fish won't know what hit them. Unless, they are not blind.

Sir, we are receiving reports of interference in the poles. I have sent word to the Arctic Forces to make haste and quell the inscersion, but if this be the work of the fish. They are attempting to sabatoge our communications relay, and cease the arial strike. Your orders, Commander?

hail our new lords and masters.....the fish 😱

Originally posted by Bloigen
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
SUPER INTELLIGENT FISH!

That's right, Super Intelligent Fish.
No joke.
There is no point in trying to save ourselves. They have already killed us.
I have managed to intercept one of their conversations, luckily for me, they weren't speaking broken Russian like usual.
Here it is... and because it was underwater they're words floated out of their mouths as well.

It sickens me too.

I have some stick agents ready to attack some of the weaker fish.

They are on their way, just now apart from that one sitting down. THAT ****ING *****! GET TO YOUR MUTHA ****ING WORK!

Wait one minute, I have to kill that ****er.

That's better.

So, In conclusion, we're all going to die. Apart from me, since I live in a space shuttle.


Haha oh my goodness Fish??!! 😂