Dear Penis,

I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...

ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...

That %^$# is funny.

Rodney Carrington is hilarious. I own all of his albums. I nearly had a wreck the first time I ever listened to his stand-up cd in my truck because I was laughing so hard. Seriously.

Originally posted by BakaXero
I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...

ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...

OMFGLMAO! 😂 Thats funny!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/605/Dear_Penis_Rodney_Carrington.html

😂

what the hell? 😂

I dont know! 😂

and here i was waiting for people to stare and point at

😂

i'd jus notice i made a mistake...

we'd just stay home together

should be

we'd just stay home forever

hysterical

You are a walking erectile disfunction!

you talking to me?

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis! clap

No that doesnt work though icon5 2005 was year of the cock

Originally posted by Ronny
No that doesnt work though icon5 2005 was year of the cock

Damnit! 😠

Okay, how about this then . . .

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis Plane! tomcat

oh my.. It does look like a penis from some point of veiw. 😑

Yay for year of the penis plane!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Damnit! 😠

Okay, how about this then . . .

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis Plane! tomcat

Yeah, Backfire pointed it out. What of it? There's never been a year dedicated to it? Hero.

I wasnt here in 03 sadly 🙁

So close though 😛 7 days