Dear Penis,

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, Backfire pointed it out. What of it? There's never been a year dedicated to it? Hero.

Originally posted by BakaXero
you cant call me a hero
cause a hero cant call some one unworthy a hero.
I'm sorry but the hero title ramains yours

I will not believe your lies. You say these things to protect me, I'm sure. A true hero you are. 🙂

no no no
i see you do many heroic things that inspire me

So, you being my hero inspires you? Good to know! 🙂

no hero's are the ones that inspire others
and thats what you do best

My brain just exploded.

see you so daring that you would explode your own brain to prove a point.
now that heroic

I did not choose for my brain to explode. Your heroness made it do so!

your modesty is what makes you great

Your greatness is what makes you modest.

see now you come up with things that spin me out.
you truly are great!
thats why your my hero.

I just looked the word 'hero' up in my dictionary. It said, n. KMC's BakaXero.

You can't deny that truth!

look your both heros and im a god, agreed?

Pretty funny.

hysterical....

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis! clap

Originally posted by Ronny
hysterical

You are a walking erectile disfunction!

*Whistles enzyte tune*

Originally posted by BakaXero
I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...

ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...

Originally posted by Impediment
Rodney Carrington is hilarious. I own all of his albums. I nearly had a wreck the first time I ever listened to his stand-up cd in my truck because I was laughing so hard. Seriously.

Currently listening to Rodney Carrington - All the Reasons (I'm Not Queer)