Israeli Woman marries Dolphine: Christian conservatives proven right!

Wow, no gay marriage and already people are marrying animals! Actually, I believe that gay marriage isn't legal in Israel...but marrying a dolphine is. You religious nuts are a riot! And so cute!

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/International/2006/01/01/1374907-sun.html

JERUSALEM -- Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"He's the love of my life," she said yesterday.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing, she said it reflected her feelings for the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she keeps open the option of "marrying human," she said she is a "one-dolphin woman."

OMG now I can find that beluga whale I always wanted to to have in my life up in the north and perhaps get some extra tax credits this year!🙂 According to the prophecy!

Just another case of Zoophilia. And throwing in Christianity in the topic is just propaganda. Jerusalem is full of Muslims, Jews and Christians.

He mentioned Christians because the people who oppose gay marriage (often Christians) often claim, incorrectly, that if it's allowed then bestial marriage will inevitably follow, he was joking though.

Yeah, I've read Capt's posts before. He's a good guy in my book. I'd should said "Conservative Christians" rather than christianity. I see the sarcastic humor behind it. Just a bid too slow on my part.

Talk about shotgun wedings!!! did that poor animal even get a choice before it was forced into a chapple??

I only pray that it's a purely platonic relationship. I pity the poor dolphin. It was probably thinking "ah, human tourism, a free feed of some fish, some pictures, it's all good" - and the next thing it knows it's being married to some women who has some manner of pure love, the pure love you only have for an animal.

And what kind of name is Cindy for a male dolphin?

And how does she even know it's the same dolphin she's been seeing all these years? Does it have "Sharon Tendler" in a love heart tattooed on it's flipper?

If it's not platonic, then I feel for the children. They'll look like Kyles dad on south park when he has dolphinoplasty.

This will be like any other relationship,the husband will jump through hoops to impress the wife and her friends and there will be no sex whatsoever.

Originally posted by Fox4
This will be like any other relationship,the husband will jump through hoops to impress the wife and her friends and there will be no sex whatsoever.

Perhaps, though the main difference is that most husbands can't kill a great white shark using only their nose.

I have heard of crazier and most disgusting things..

Like 2 men marrying.

Originally posted by KidRock
I have heard of crazier and most disgusting things..

Like 2 men marrying.

🙄 Here I was thinking you might have said something like you could kill a shark with your nose, but no, it's something much crazier. Ahh, Kidrock, you never disappoint. 🙂

Unless that was a bit of social satire aimed at those who wish to unfairly stop gays from marrying. If that's the case, then good work.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
🙄 Here I was thinking you might have said something like you could kill a shark with your nose, but no, it's something much crazier. Ahh, Kidrock, you never disapoint. 🙂

Its common knowledge that I can kill a shark with my nose..by why use my nose when I can just use my superior brain power to stop the shark.

It's probably quite offensive to some, but I doubt that was on porpoise.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It's probably quite offensive to some, but I doubt that was on porpoise.

Ahahahaha. One can have a whale of a time with puns, but there was something a bit fishy about that one.

Nicely done VVD... 😛

😑 When I saw the thread title, I thought Dolphine was a Roman Goddess or something like that.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
If it's not platonic, then I feel for the children. They'll look like Kyles dad on south park when he has dolphinoplasty.

a.k.a. a jewphin

I'd do a dolphin if it had cute eyes and gave me a lot of tail. I hear they get wet so easily. It'd make my job much less arduous - just give her my balls to play with and we'd be having a whale of a time.

Aww, thats so sweet 😊