Israeli Woman marries Dolphine: Christian conservatives proven right!

Started by Hit_and_Miss3 pages

/\/\ ah... I can't believe I laffed at that...

This is so stupid I just cannot hardly believe it....................the sad thing is I do🙂 I just hope they get some tax breaks seriously weddings are expensive🙂

Doesn't change anything...Gays still shouldn't marry. The Dolphin was Male the Human female...I don't see any problem with that......God loves heterosexual couples 😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
Doesn't change anything...Gays still shouldn't marry. The Dolphin was Male the Human female...I don't see any problem with that......God loves heterosexual couples 😐

lol nice one.................

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
/\/\ ah... I can't believe I laffed at that...

Why? Do you generally find sophistcated humor rather baffling?

no I just don't usualy laff at puns...
Its was a good joke... I just can't believe I laffed at an old pun!

Originally posted by KidRock
Its common knowledge that I can kill a shark with my nose..by why use my nose when I can just use my superior brain power to stop the shark.

HAH! Funniest thing I heard all day. Superior brain power......oh you!

Re: Israeli Woman marries Dolphine: Christian conservatives proven right!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Wow, no gay marriage and already people are marrying animals! Actually, I believe that gay marriage isn't legal in Israel...but marrying a dolphine is. You religious nuts are a riot! And so cute!

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/International/2006/01/01/1374907-sun.html

JERUSALEM -- Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"He's the love of my life," she said yesterday.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing, she said it reflected her feelings for the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she keeps open the option of "marrying human," she said she is a "one-dolphin woman."

Wow. That must have been a pretty lonely lady. Dolphins are pretty interesting. I wouldn't mind eating one. I don't really wanna know what their kids will be like tho.

erm... i think its impossible for them to have kids... surely...

Capt: Of course we're right. We're always right.

And I laughed at the 'drama queen' thing...what with the unintentional (or perhaps intentional) pun.