I'm thinking of adopting children.

So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

This is all very "Catcher in the Rye" of you, TH. 😄

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
This is all very "Catcher in the Rye" of you, TH. 😄

I read that book once, and I really didn't like it. William Holden Caulfield was a whiney little biatch. ✅

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

Originally posted by BakaXero
ugh...things may not turn out as planned... especially the teenage years...

That's what Summer Camp and Boarding Schools are for. 😊

Lol. I love how you think Hiker, I say you go for it. As for the mother figure...just get a female mannequin and move her around the house. And Ta-da! There's mommy dearest.

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
Lol. I love how you think Hiker, I say you go for it. As for the mother figure...just get a female mannequin and move her around the house. And Ta-da! There's mommy dearest.

Damn, I should have thought of that earlier. I just bought a bunch of dresses from the Macy's website. 😬

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Damn, I should have thought of that earlier. I just bought a bunch of dresses from the Macy's website. 😬

See, there you go. You have everything set. Just no making out with mommy or ya know none of that monkey disco thing...otherwise you'll really damage the lil ones.

great plan hiker.I wish the rest of society would be like you,just adopt kids,the world is overpopulated enough as it is.If I was ever going to have kids that would be the way I would go.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

I'm diggin the name Jack Bauer though ✅ Can I be uncle Saucey? 😱

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
This is all very "Catcher in the Rye" of you, TH. 😄

✅ Sounds like you have it all worked out!

hahahahah 🙂

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
hahahahah 🙂

Naz!!! Long time no see...

i know! im only here cause health class gets the computer lab!

eee! i missed you so! :hug:

i dont remember any smilies 🙁

poor thing 😂hug

The only way I'm having kids is through adopting 😊

coming from a really dysfunctional household... I have wondered whether it would be a good idea if everyone were genetically modified at gamete stage in future to avoid hereditary disorders and the like 😮 don't slate me, this is the off topic forum.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😂
❌ I didnt like that book..I thought it was about baseball 😬

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

Switch the Pedro to Jose and you'll have my full support 😄