I'm thinking of adopting children.

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Originally posted by Tired Hiker
😂

its not funny! its Deceptive!

hir is some thing i am addoped at birth i found out that i was and it made me go into tears get like kids that all ready know they are adoped because its realy i mean realy its hard to tell some one there adoped it is hard on the person and the adoped one listen to some onethat was adoped at birst and kow what to its like

I thought you were banned.

no

yes

what banned you mean from my family yes but kc forms no

Preston, you can adopt me 😛

Originally posted by §cooter
Preston, you can adopt me 😛

Zing! 😱

I'm planning on adopting a little girl when im 30, im 17 btw. i have it planned. if i dont get married by the time im 30, im adopting a child and live my life alone, i guess. but not alone since thats the reason im adoptng.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

go for it 😱 i think you'd make a grate dad 😊

Re: I'm thinking of adopting children.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

thats a big step, P.

Re: I'm thinking of adopting children.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

You're not gay or anything, are you? Gays adopting kids interferes with the child's right to grow up normally. And gays are the same as pedophiles.

Make sure you name your son K.Diddy 😄

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

😆 you always make me laugh TH 😂

Re: I'm thinking of adopting children.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm old, time is slipping day by day, Miss Right is nowhere to be found, and I really want my own family. So, I'm thinkin', maybe I'll adopt like five kids all at once so they can grow up together and just take over the world. I'd be a great dad. I'd cook for them, read them books, play those 'Baby Einstein' videos for them, dress up as a woman once in a while so they get that mother element, and I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me. I think I'd adopt all different races as well, so they grow up used to multiculturalism. I'd make them play basketball as well, so at high school games I could nudge the guy next to me and say, 'That's my kid', no matter who scored the points. Yeah, I like the names; Lequisha, Pedro, Tran, Papov, and of course, little Jack Bauer. Yeah, I'm thinkin' of adopting. 😊

Do you want to create another boy band just like Backstreet Boys or something? I don't get it.. 😕

now, I'm kind of new, so please clue me in as to your meaning- are you making fun of people who adopt kids? or support multiculturalism? or play basketball?

Re: I'm thinking of adopting children.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'd totally teach them how to fight. In fact, I'd take Ninjitsu lessons with them, only so I could protect myself incase they turn against me.
😆 that was funny T.H.

Re: Re: I'm thinking of adopting children.

Originally posted by Uberking Robert
You're not gay or anything, are you? Gays adopting kids interferes with the child's right to grow up normally. And gays are the same as pedophiles.

No, I'm not gay. However, my gay cousin who I highly respect, and his partner David, adopted two kids about two years ago. I'm pretty sure they are not pedophiles. My cousin, who is older than me, had plenty of chances to molest me when I was a kid, but he didn't. I'm pretty sure he's not a pedo. Your view on homosexuals as pedophiles is ridiculous. The kids they adopted came from some troubled parents. One of them, the boy, well his mom used to bang men for money while she locked him out on their balcony so he wouldn't see it. Their daughter, who is smart as a tack, just like her two dads, is one of the most brightest and loving people I have ever met. These two kids are lucky to have two gay well grounded and highly successful men as their parents. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Sharp as at ack, not "smart as a tack". 😛

Originally posted by §cooter
Sharp as at ack, not "smart as a tack". 😛

I'm drunk. 😬