WHISKEY THURSDAY- A New Hope
Okay, okay, okay.
It's thursday, it's time to party. I've got six cases of whiskey in the back. Help yourself. I've got lots of pizza on the way, so we'll chow down like champions.
Anyway, although I may not be here when you all are, get drunk then eat. I'll talk to you all later.
THE WHISKEY-STORY
an
OLD SMUGGLER told
SIR WILLIAM that he saw
PAUL JONES take
LORD CALVERTS daughter
QUEEN ANNE out riding on his
WHITE HORSE down to
ROYAL CASTLE near
HOUSE OF LORDS and for a
SILVER DOLLAR he laid her on the
GREEN CARPET with her
BOTTOM UP and tickled her
OLD DRUM with
THREE FEATHERS and took out his
JOHNNY WALKER which was hard as a
CANADIAN CLUB and put it in her
RED HACKLE and gave her a shot of
CREAM OF CENTUCKY which started
WILKIN'S FAMILY
The end.
Mmmmmm Pizza! I'm having pizza tonight. Choir social. But baring in mind that I have organised it, I am sure it is going to be pants! Never mind. I plan on getting completely sloshed because results come out tomorrow. But not till 4. That gives me plenty of time to sleep off a hangover and then roll out of bed to collect them. Roll on pizza and wine!