WHISKEY THURSDAY- A New Hope

HMMMMMM BEEEEEEER 😠 😠 dont git me started, git up on them tables and dance

😂 😂

I ainta doin no dancin ya flea bitten galoot !! If ya wanna some dancin' ya hafta git that thar yerssot fellar to dance fer ya !!

he got some hairy ass leggs 😱

*Lauren gets on top of the table and starts to dance with a lampshade on top of her head*

Me Pizza Monster!!!!
Gimme gimmme gimmmeeee!!!!!!

*crunch, slurp, burp*

*catches Pizza monster in net and locks it in cage in Gundy's basement*

the molded basement

Indeed.

Good. Our first catch of the day. 😈

but not the last

Next!! 😈

...one is?

*throws a Pizza monster costume on finti and catches him in a net and throws him in the basement with Tex.*

I got a key 🙄 🙄

Damn. First time in a few months I've been online during a weekday. Sure enough, no one is around.

Ya bastads! I gona drink whiskey til I'ma puken.

Puken ? That almost sounds like a SW name.

- Obi Wan turned to see what the odd scraping noise was coming up the stairs behind him. The Puken's poisonous claw-tipped tentacles slapped at the floor, a mere meter from Obi Wan's boots, reaching for its trapped prey. He whirled around the collapsed corridor but there was no escape. Activating his lightsabre in a smooth, swift motion, he backed towards the pile of crumbled permacrete blocking his way and faced the Puken. It pulled the rest of its grotesque body up the stairway like a giant bloated Hutt and reached again for the waiting Jedi....

😂 when's the next chapter coming out?

You have to wait 3 years.

Must be some CGI on that Puken.

The Puken rules !!

But I'm not telling how Obi Wan got out of that one... 😈