WHISKEY THURSDAY- A New Hope

Now be careful R2.

It was fair, he took a waffle. Screaming about it won't help you.

Let him have it. Its not wise to upset a muffin.

but sir nobody worries about upsetting a teacake.

Thats because a teacake doesn't pull peoples scones out of their sockets when they loose. Muffins are known to do that.

I see... I suggest a new diet R2: let the muffin eat!

Remember, a Jedi can feel the jelly flowing through him.

you dont belive in the pie do you

You mean it controls you Ice-cream?

Partially, but it also butters your bread.

low on fat

Ha ha ha. Hoakie foods and ancient diets are no match for a good burger at your side kid.

I call it chicken

In my kitchen there's no such thing as white meat.

Look, good against doughnuts is one thing. Good against the waffles, now thats something else.

Looks like we're coming up on Waffle.

Where's yerssot and his crazy waffles?

they have been bloated up by the umpire

Our scout bagels have reached Cornbread and they found crumbs. But the crumbs appear to have been there for some time. We are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding muffin tins.

I told you she would never consciously toast the muffins.

Toast her ! Immediately !