Spidey: I'll stop you villains now...I just...need...a nap...zzzzzzzzzz
*spidey wakes up to find himself tied up to a chair inside Mr Jamesons ofiice, unmasked with a tutu on and make up on his face. JJJ walks in with a shocked look on his face*
JJJ: Parker, whats the meaning of this, this outragous. You're fired, now untie yourself, wash of that make up and go out and get me some pictures of spider-man
PETE: This wasn't in the script...RAIMI!!!!!