things about women

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Originally posted by Lana
Actually, I can honestly tell you that I do not fit a SINGLE thing on that list.
Not even No. 2 or No. 3?

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Worst

10. Privalages - Women (and especially girls) get to do what they want and Males can't which is unfair like in the classroom or with the police.

9. Fighting - It is so unfair when a women wants you a fight and all your friends say you shouldn't hit girls. Or they'll call you weak and other names.

8. TV - How come it's okay to see a man naked on television but not a women? Seems unfair to me.

7. Money - Women always seem to waste money buying endless crap at shops/stores or beauty equipment for no reason!

6. Jokes - I've always hated the fact that women jokes are sexist and men jokes are fine. That's really fair isn't it.

5. Teasing - Women always tease men by flirting and giving them looks which can really screw up a mans feelings. Especially during sex where we do all, the work and they don't even need us. They can masturbate with anything and it gives them the best feeling. We need a women for that excitement.

4. Gossip - Women never ever shut up about anything and it's the most annoying thing ever. "I found a dead rat" (5 hours later) "Oh I just didn't like it" 🤨

3. Kicked below the belt - (Self explainatory really)

2. Control - No matter what we do, the women are always right and in control. We have to do what ever they say, EVEN WHEN WE'RE DRUNK! If we look at other women, we'd be hearing about it for years.

and...

1. SEXISM! - Seriously, WHAT THE ****? You must be treated equally, but we still have to hold doors open for you and be nice to you like you really are subordinate but not say it or discriminate you? If men and women are equal, then we should be allowd to hit you and you shouldn't do any of the above. But you still do! Do you want to be equall or do you want to be treated special. Because you can't do both.

There might of been more but I tried doing some dual points like no. 2 included relationships, No. 5 included sexual organs and No. 9 included how female friends are kinder. But anyway, now the opposite list to avoid any bitchy remarks.

best

5. Kindness - Yes women try a lot to be kind to us which is something to like.

4. Sticking up for us against bitches - That is a real turn on. But is kinda caused by Bad list No. 9.

3. Appearances - No matter what, they still seam to look nice.

2. Lesbian sex - The best there is. 😏

1. A women turned on - That means she'll do the work, she'll be the one doing everything and you can just lie back and relax.

P.S. It took longer to make the good point one! And I didn't want to mention boobs being in the top 5. Please don't hate me. 🙁


Here Here 🍺 ...But theyre still Soooo Damn Hot. So I can live with all of that ✅

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Not even No. 2 or No. 3?

Nope. I don't think any one person should be in control in a relationship but rather it should be a joint thing...and about the only time I'd kick a guy down there is if I was in serious danger and trying to get away.

Originally posted by BobbyD
That would pretty amazing, Lana, if it were true. In all of mankind, we, all men, have finally found the one perfect woman walking the planet. Sure, now you tell me.

Look Lana, I don't mean to attack you, but chances are this is not the case. If you've been in a sexual relationship already with a male or female, and are no longer with that individual and have broken up ugly, chances are you fit some of these qualifications for these individuals.

Not another one...

Okay, people don't understand the TV one. You see a man's torso on TV more than a women's. And a man's backside more than women's. Is it really offensive to see women's breast on TV?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Here Here 🍺 ...But theyre still Soooo Damn Hot. So I can live with all of that ✅

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Okay, people don't understand the TV one. You see a man's torso on TV more than a women's. And a man's backside more than women's. Is it really offensive to see women's breast on TV?

Blame the censors people. I couldn't care less if you could see a naked chick's chest on TV. Personally, I'd be all for it.

Originally posted by Lana
Nope. I don't think any one person should be in control in a relationship but rather it should be a joint thing...and about the only time I'd kick a guy down there is if I was in serious danger and trying to get away.
Okay, I accept that. One women that doesn't apply. That's acctually what I wanted. But I don't think people can name 10 without going across the globe.

Hmm, maybe you are exceptional then, Lana. 😍 😛

😂

I wouldn't say so....I just have a realistic perspective of myself - ie, I don't expect things for no reason 😛

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Okay, people don't understand the TV one. You see a man's torso on TV more than a women's. And a man's backside more than women's. Is it really offensive to see women's breast on TV?

Not at all true. Watch Channel 4 or Five. British TV.

It is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person, the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Not at all true. Watch Channel 4 or Five. British TV.

I'm pretty sure he lives in the US....and here they're anal as hell about that sort of stuff. It's really quite ridiculous 🙄

Somebody Think of the Children!!!!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Not at all true. Watch Channel 4 or Five. British TV.
😆 good one. but I'm talking about comedies and daytime TV. Also, on the subject, American TV is really, weird. Only the 15/18 TV is okay. But they block too much swaring.

Originally posted by Storm
It is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person, the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I'm glad someone else was thinking that.

Originally posted by Lana
I'm pretty sure he lives in the US....and here they're anal as hell about that sort of stuff. It's really quite ridiculous 🙄
I know. BBC channels hardly ever show any!😱 but. I'm still keeping too my lists.

Originally posted by Lana
I'm pretty sure he lives in the US....and here they're anal as hell about that sort of stuff. It's really quite ridiculous 🙄

Yeh, like that whole Janet Jackson thing. If that happened here, they would probably have made her get the other one out.

Re: things about women

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Worst

10. Privalages - Women (and especially girls) get to do what they want and Males can't which is unfair like in the classroom or with the police.

9. Fighting - It is so unfair when a women wants you a fight and all your friends say you shouldn't hit girls. Or they'll call you weak and other names.

8. TV - How come it's okay to see a man naked on television but not a women? Seems unfair to me.

7. Money - Women always seem to waste money buying endless crap at shops/stores or beauty equipment for no reason!

6. Jokes - I've always hated the fact that women jokes are sexist and men jokes are fine. That's really fair isn't it.

5. Teasing - Women always tease men by flirting and giving them looks which can really screw up a mans feelings. Especially during sex where we do all, the work and they don't even need us. They can masturbate with anything and it gives them the best feeling. We need a women for that excitement.

4. Gossip - Women never ever shut up about anything and it's the most annoying thing ever. "I found a dead rat" (5 hours later) "Oh I just didn't like it" 🤨

3. Kicked below the belt - (Self explainatory really)

2. Control - No matter what we do, the women are always right and in control. We have to do what ever they say, EVEN WHEN WE'RE DRUNK! If we look at other women, we'd be hearing about it for years.

and...

1. SEXISM! - Seriously, WHAT THE ****? You must be treated equally, but we still have to hold doors open for you and be nice to you like you really are subordinate but not say it or discriminate you? If men and women are equal, then we should be allowd to hit you and you shouldn't do any of the above. But you still do! Do you want to be equall or do you want to be treated special. Because you can't do both.

There might of been more but I tried doing some dual points like no. 2 included relationships, No. 5 included sexual organs and No. 9 included how female friends are kinder. But anyway, now the opposite list to avoid any bitchy remarks.

best

5. Kindness - Yes women try a lot to be kind to us which is something to like.

4. Sticking up for us against bitches - That is a real turn on. But is kinda caused by Bad list No. 9.

3. Appearances - No matter what, they still seam to look nice.

2. Lesbian sex - The best there is. 😏

1. A women turned on - That means she'll do the work, she'll be the one doing everything and you can just lie back and relax.

P.S. It took longer to make the good point one! And I didn't want to mention boobs being in the top 5. Please don't hate me. 🙁

😕

Yeh, like that whole Janet Jackson thing. If that happened here, they would probably have made her get the other one out.
what?