Re: things about women
Originally posted by xyz jedi
Worst10. Privalages - Women (and especially girls) get to do what they want and Males can't which is unfair like in the classroom or with the police.
9. Fighting - It is so unfair when a women wants you a fight and all your friends say you shouldn't hit girls. Or they'll call you weak and other names.
8. TV - How come it's okay to see a man naked on television but not a women? Seems unfair to me.
7. Money - Women always seem to waste money buying endless crap at shops/stores or beauty equipment for no reason!
6. Jokes - I've always hated the fact that women jokes are sexist and men jokes are fine. That's really fair isn't it.
5. Teasing - Women always tease men by flirting and giving them looks which can really screw up a mans feelings. Especially during sex where we do all, the work and they don't even need us. They can masturbate with anything and it gives them the best feeling. We need a women for that excitement.
4. Gossip - Women never ever shut up about anything and it's the most annoying thing ever. "I found a dead rat" (5 hours later) "Oh I just didn't like it" 🤨
3. Kicked below the belt - (Self explainatory really)
2. Control - No matter what we do, the women are always right and in control. We have to do what ever they say, EVEN WHEN WE'RE DRUNK! If we look at other women, we'd be hearing about it for years.
and...
1. SEXISM! - Seriously, WHAT THE ****? You must be treated equally, but we still have to hold doors open for you and be nice to you like you really are subordinate but not say it or discriminate you? If men and women are equal, then we should be allowd to hit you and you shouldn't do any of the above. But you still do! Do you want to be equall or do you want to be treated special. Because you can't do both.
There might of been more but I tried doing some dual points like no. 2 included relationships, No. 5 included sexual organs and No. 9 included how female friends are kinder. But anyway, now the opposite list to avoid any bitchy remarks.
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5. Kindness - Yes women try a lot to be kind to us which is something to like.
4. Sticking up for us against bitches - That is a real turn on. But is kinda caused by Bad list No. 9.
3. Appearances - No matter what, they still seam to look nice.
2. Lesbian sex - The best there is. 😏
1. A women turned on - That means she'll do the work, she'll be the one doing everything and you can just lie back and relax.
P.S. It took longer to make the good point one! And I didn't want to mention boobs being in the top 5. Please don't hate me. 🙁
10. I Never get to do what I want. We ask to go to the bathroom a lot because we have smaller bladders. Guys can hold it longer. Plus we can have "other" problems.
9. I'm pretty tomboyish when it comes to fighting.
8. I'm not sure what the question asks.
7. Shopping is a woman fetish.
4. I don't do that, not often at least. I'm not preppy.
3. No I don't.
1. Nope. I expect the man to be the one doing the action.