Take a whole watermelon (preferably a seedless one) and cut a whole in it (on top) just big enough and deep enough to hold a half gallon bottle of vodka (or rum or whatever). Then open the vodka bottle and jam it into the hole so that the bottle is completely upside down. You may have to lean it against something to hold it in place. It'll take a couple hours for the bottle to empty into the watermelon. Then take the bottle out and cut up the watermelon and eat it. I guarantee you will get drunk ! 😎
Sounds fruity! I'm afraid I'll stick with my own recipe for getting drunk Gundy dear, with these 3 easy steps....
1. Leave house with £5 in pocket (minimum)
2. Buy 8 cans of lager (minimum)
3. Go home and drink aforementioned beverages (all of them)
Jobs a good-un'. 😄
If you take the M5 to B'ham, Lauren, and get off at the Frankley Services around junciton 3 (I think) then theres a short-cut outta the services at the back. Do a right, then another, go over the "Beeches", left at the island, right at the lights down the hill past the golf course, left at the bottom of the hill, left again into "Fairway" and I'm at No.56. You're all welcome to cans at my house on Tuesday. 😮💨
I'll put in an oxygen tank and some Ritz crackers in my suitcase.
Speaking of oxygen. I read this awesome thing in a gathered book of Dave Barry's work. He was talking about how he didn't get why oxygen dropped out of the ceiling when there was a crisis. He would want nitrous oxide to drop out. When he went out he wanted to be as wasted as humanly possible.